fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

19.

"im not vibing in this outfit."

"well too bad. ritsu forfeited your guy's choice to pick, sorry mao."

"haha we got to pick and you didn't~!"

"shut up you dumbass dog."

"y'know it's kinda nice seeing ritsu bully someone other than me for once."

"relish in it while you still can."

"yup. as soon as we're out of this building you can't hurt me with your sailor uniform threat."

"..wanna bet? the mall has handicapped restrooms you can get changed in. who knows. maybe we can get you to try on some cute girl clothes."

"......"

"he's fuming and admiring you at the same time wow..."

"i have literally no clue how those pair together but cool..?"

"can you just review our outfits already?"

"fine, fine. what're the names of these anyways?"

"i have no clue. it's kinda just loli ribbons, ra*bits messenger gods, and pastel zombie."

"pastel what??"

"zombie. i dunno mika wore it and that's what he looked like."

"makes..sense.?"

"oh whatever. let's just get going, the mall has dippin' dots."

"wait it does?! holy shit let's go!"

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"y'know i always forget dippin dots exist."

"same."

"aren't we supposed to be keeping an eye on trickstar? where'd they go.?"

"they're trying on weird glasses."

"oh fuck- thot from school warning."

"holy shit you have bully thots?! the closest thing we have to that is sena.."

"pfft did you just call sena a thot-"

"ah shit you guys totally jinxed me today, she's coming over. if she flirts you each owe me $5."

"why would we owe you when she's here because of yo-"

"y/n! hey! it's me (insert bitch name here), we have 4th and 6th period together!"

"h-hey b/n. what's up?"

"nothin' much. just wondering what you're doing here today with such cute guys~"

"shopping, what else."

"we were just hanging out."

"in such cute clothes? i had absolutely no idea you have a fashion sense~"

"if you don't mind, i think we should get going. we've gotta see the fountain, right y/n?"

"the fountain huh? i can go with!"

"back off bitch."

"not interested, sorry."

"stop being a plastic thot or absolutely no one will like your bitchy attitude."

"we're kinda busy.."

"you'd ruin the fountain."

"ugh! you guys are just idiots! i'll get you for this l/n!!"

"yeah, yeah, move along already. i cant see anything behind that big ass ego of yours."

"damn y'all scared her off quick."

"thots are dumb and obnoxious. also perfume bugs my nose.."

"you probably shouldn't go into the candle store, huh koga?"

"oh shut up y/n! that thot came over and immediately you were like 'h-h-h-hey!' literally what the hell was that?"

"shut it! you guys owe me $5 by the way she called you cute."

"i'm personally offended a thot finds me cute."

"everyone finds you cute wether you like it or not shut up ritsu."

"wait was that a complimen-"

"you guys wanna just ditch trickstar and go get cinnabon?"

"oh fuck yeah!"

"if yuta eats a cinnamon roll it'll be cannibalism.."

"your random compliment things are k i l l i n g m e."

"t'was the point."

"i'm literally gonna start screeching if you say any more compliments."

"oh really? mao i like your hair tie. koga you have good outfit tastes. shinkai you're baeby."

"y/n why-"

"i'm fucking dECeAseD."
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yay ritsu's birthday. also ace trapolas but i forget about him lmao