DEAR D (pen pal edition) ✔️

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DIMITRI

October 31st
Dear Delia,
I think we'd make great best friends. The best of the best. I don't know much about Florida except that it's Crackhead Central. And there's sand everywhere. EVERYWHERE! I went on vacation there a few years ago and had sand in my shoes for weeks. Maybe I could come visit soon and you could give me a tour. We could even get some fried chicken from Publix. Though, I don't think my parents would let me. They're skeptical about a lot of things, like meeting a stranger 3000 miles away.

I wanna get a dog, too, but my mom wants to wait until Dennis is a little older. He's having trouble being nice to animals (which is why Simon hides in my room most of the time) but he's getting better. He just doesn't understand that animals feel, too.

What are they saying about you? Mean things? You could always report them to the principal or something. I'm assuming you and your dad aren't close, huh? Neither am I. And 2 books?? Seriously?? That's amazing! I don't have that kind of dedication. It takes me a month to write a paragraph. What are they about? Can you spill any details?

Also- Happy Halloween! (I included some ghost stickers you can put on your notebook or something). I have to take Dennis trick or treating later tonight. We have matching costumes. I'm Ash Ketchum (from Pokémon) and he's Pikachu (also from Pokémon)

Are you dressing up for Halloween?

Love, Dimitri