𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 • 𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚎

𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸

It was a normal Saturday afternoon. My mom was out shopping, getting things for groceries. Finn and I had been left alone in the house. I hadn't seen him all day though. He had been sitting in the living room, looking like he was contemplating life or death. I walked into the living room and sat down across from him. "Are you okay?" He just looked at me. "I told Lexie she could come over tonight."

My eyes got real wide. "Oh. Did you want me to go get like flower and wine or something?" He just stared at me. "No...I'm just nervous. I mean, we had been planning this entire thing for a couple of weeks." I stared at him for a minute before realizing what he was talking about. "Oh, well hot damn. You're planning on doing the deed." He nodded. "I'm just nervous. I've never done...this before...A-and I don't want to mess up and hurt her." I sighed. "What time is she coming over?"

He looked at his watch. "I told her she could come over for dinner around four-thirty." I looked at the clock. "That gives us around four hours to get everything ready for her to come. First, we need to clean your room. I am not allowing Little Bitch to stay over in that mess of a room."

"Little Bitch?"

"I'm Mega Bitch, Scarlett is Big Bitch. It's how we identify ourselves in our trio. Now, let's go Snow White. Get to cleaning."

He sighed and the two of us walked up the stairs. It took us a while to clean his entire room and the whole house. It was going to be so strange. Finn was really nervous. More nervous than I had ever seen him. It was like, he didn't know what to do with himself. "I'm really nervous, A.J. What if I hurt her?"

"Then you keep going until you're both satisfied. She's says ow, you apologize, you kiss and make up, you keep going, she get's satisfied, and then you get satisfied. End of story."

He looked at me for a minute. Then shook it off. I walked downstairs to finish up in the kitchen. My mom had come home and she was putting away the groceries. "Hey, honey, listen, Finn's girlfriend is coming over and she's staying. Be on your best behavior." I nodded. "I know, mom."

Four-thirty came a lot faster than expected. I had just finished setting the table when the doorbell rang. Finn answered it and Lexie came in. He walked her into the dining room. It was very obvious that she was staying over, due to the huge bag she was carrying with her. Were they both expecting the same thing?  I made myself gag at the very thought. It was gross. Finn was my older brother and Lexie was one of my best friends. The worst part about the entire thing? My room was right next to Finn's room. We share a wall. I just hope I'll be able to sleep tonight.

My mom brought out the food as Finn, Lexie, Kurt, and I all sat down at the table. I just kept staring ahead of me. Every time I looked at the two of them, it made me sick to my stomach. Honestly, it made me kinda grossed out. When my mom and Burt had finished bringing out the food for dinner. Lexie and Finn went into the living room. You know me by now, I had to keep it PG, so I followed them into the living room and sat directly across from them.

"Finn, we share a wall. I swear to you, if I don't get sleep tonight, you will have no mattress to have you two sleep on." He rolled his eyes. By this time, it was ten. My mom and Burt had gone to bed at around nine, they both had work the next day, but the four of us—Finn, Lexie, Kurt, and I—stayed up a little later and just started talking. "Alright, well, I think we're gonna go to bed." Finn mumbled. Lexie grabbed the bag from next to her.

Immediately, Kurt and I looked at each other. This wasn't happening. It wasn't. My brother was not about to loose his virginity in the room right next to me. I sighed and walked into my room. "Goodnight, Lexie!" I called into the hallway. "Goodnight!" She responded. "Goodnight, virgin!" I called into the hallway again. "Shut up."

I shut my door, turned off the light, and just laid in bed for a moment. I waited and waited and waited. Then, at one point or another, the magical race began. And I knew I wasn't going to get any sleep.

**

I woke up the next morning, more tired than ever. I didn't get any sleep last night, and I think we all know why. I poured myself a cup of coffee and went and sat down on the couch. Kurt came down and sat across from me. "Sleepless night?"  I nodded. "God, they were like animals in heat. How long do you think it lasted?"

He thought for a minute. "Each round?" I laughed a little. "Yeah, each round." He thought for a minute again. "5 minutes, maybe 9." I put the cup down on the table next to me. "Oh god. He's not getting a laptop for Christmas, or a hoodie. I'm getting him new bed springs. Honestly, it was so creaky."

I just happened to look at the stairs, seeing Finn come down the stairs looking really proud. "Hey, big brother. How's it crackin'?" He walked into the kitchen before coming back out and sitting in the living room. "Finn, I got no sleep last night." Kurt held his finger up. "Ditto."

"What'd you mean? We were only at it for an hour, tops." I shook my head. "Finn, it was maybe like three hours. I mean, you fired your gun until the clip was empty. Apparently, your clip holds enough bullets to last you three hours." 

He just smirked. "Where's mom? And Burt?" I smirked. "They left. They both had to work today." I looked over at the stairs and saw Lexie come down the stairs. "Hey, if it isn't your firing buddy. How many times she empty her clip, huh?" They both just looked at me. "You're just jealous, A.J."

I scoffed. "Why would I be jealous?" He looked at me. "Because I lost it before you." I laughed a little and shook my head. "No, you didn't." Everyone stopped and looked at me. "What?"

"Yeah. I was in eighth grade, he was a freshmen. It was a summer fling."

"With who?"

"Who slept with your girlfriend last year?"

"Puck slept with you too?"

I nodded. "Let me tell you something, that was the best damn sex any eighth grader could ever have. I couldn't even walk the next day."

He had a look of realization on his face. "That's why you were limping that day." I nodded. "That's why I was limping that day."

"I guess I'm not cooler than my younger sister."

"Yeah. You aren't."