INCORRECT QUOTES TIIIIIME.
General spoilers for Chapters 16 and 17.
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Galaxy: How were your finals?
Memory: I got 3 A's.
Memory: Asexual, aromantic, anxiety.
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Illusion and Memory: *planning how to defeat the heroes*
Illusion, confident: Yeah, and then after that, we kill them! Bey-deh bing day-day bow-um! 8D
Memory: ????
Illusion: Right? 8D
Memory: *silently groans when he realizes how much Illusion butchered that saying*
Memory: Yes -_-
Illusion: 8D
Memory: -_-
(source: vine by ProZD)
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Child!Memory: [looking up at his older cousins] What's it like being tall?
Teen!Time and Teen!Elemental: [offer their hands] We'll show you!
[They pick up Child!Memory and take him on a flight around the Overworld]
Child!Memory: So beautiful!
[Many years later, Memory is now taller than Time, almost as tall as Elemental, and doesn't even like flying]
(source: vine by Thomas Sanders)
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[After Memory went from the shortest to 2nd tallest in the family through the power of growing up.]
Memory: DAD, THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING.
Void: Son, you're on the TV stand.
Memory: *realizes he accidentally teleported on top of the TV stand*
Memory:
Memory: *confused screaming*
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Memory, Sabre, and Alex: *SCREAMING*
Illusion, running into the room: What's wrong, Memory?!
Alex: Why are you only asking Memory?! We're all screaming!
Illusion: Because Memory doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
(source: tumblr)
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Illusion: Hah, how does it feel to be the worst minion ever, huh?!
Red Steve Leader: Shut up! Your older brother buys you Megablocks instead of Legos.
Illusion: You better take that back.
(Source: vine by Matt Post)
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Sabre: Dude, oh my god, there was the biggest freaking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday!
Reality:
Reality, offended: That was me with my glasses on.
(source: vine by Josh Kennedy)
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Reality: I'm small, but knowing.
Memory: You don't even know what the top shelf looks like.
Reality: Listen here you -
(source: tumblr)
(Also, Reality, you wear sneakers instead of heels AND you gave all your powers to Sabre. So you are technically shorter than Illusion and can no longer fly to reach the top shelves. I pity you, Reality.
It's ok. You can ask Memory to help you get things from the top shelves.)
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[If Reality managed to get to Earth]
Reality: *goes to the Halloween decoration aisle of a store and picks up a sign that says "OOB"
Reality: *confused and blank expression*
Reality: *flips the sign over. The sign now says "BOO"*
Reality: AAAHHH-
(Source: Vine)
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Reality: *looks up and spots Memory standing in the shadows*
Memory, staring menacingly at Reality: Your days are numbered...
Reality: *terrified*
Memory: *emerges from the shadows with a calendar and a bright smile* WIIIIIIITH this friendship calendar to mark your future successes!!!
Memory: Hahaha *yeets calendar into the air* Hoopla!
Reality: *relaxes, happy*
(Source: vine by Thomas Sanders)
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Reality: *looks up and spots Memory standing in the shadows*
Memory, staring menacingly at Reality: Your life will end...
Reality: *terrified*
Memory: *emerges from the shadows and a bright smile and golden confetti* UUUUP better than you ever dreamed up because you're a star!! Shimmer!! :D
Reality: *relaxes, grateful he has a supportive cousin*
(Source: vine by Thomas Sanders)
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Memory: *opens a bag of chips at the park and eats*
Galaxy: Can I have some?
Memory: No.
Galaxy: Why not?
Memory, pointing at the sign: It says "Do Not Feed the Animals."
(Source: A random thought I had after going to the park earlier this week, lol)
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Memory's Meme Hour
RandomA side content book for "Remorseful Recollections of the Forgotten Family," my Steve Saga fic AU. This book will contain memes, incorrect quotes, and maybe even non-canon chapters and art for RRFF! Book will contain SPOILERS for already posted chapt...
