The words that have totally not been said by the RRFF squad return!
One quote contains spoilers for Chapter 33 (A Cryptic Demise).
Enjoy!
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First, let's have a lightning round of Memory and Illusion friendship moments:
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Illusion: Hey Time, fun fact! If I run and leap at Memory, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Watch!
Illusion, running towards Memory: COMING IN!
Memory, holding a mug and panicking: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
[cuts to Memory holding an excited Illusion in his arms, with a shattered mug and pool of spilt coffee around his feet]
(source: b99)
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Memory: I'm glad Illusion feels safe enough to sleep around us. He looks happy.
Sabre, uncapping a black marker: And vulnerable.
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Memory: Illusion, I will support every decision you'll make.
Illusion: So can I murder-
Memory: I will support every decision you'll make - except that one.
(source: tumblr)
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(It's winter, and Illusion warily approaches (unmasked) Memory, realizing that something's off)
Illusion: Are you wearing makeup? Where did your freckles go?!
Memory: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.
Illusion: I see....
[time skip]
Illusion: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. B****!
(source: tumblr)
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Memory: You're so tiny and adorable.
Illusion: I could kick your butt right now.
Memory: I know.
(source: tumblr)
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Illusion, addressing everyone: Listen up, you little migraines!
Illusion: Not you, Memory. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here.
(source: Parks and Rec)
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Illusion, swallowing his pride as he looks up at the window that's too high for him: Memory, give me a boost.
Memory: Okay. You are a good person, and people say nice things about you.
(source: red vs blue)
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Memory: [trying to convince Illusion to spend quality time with him at the mall and to treat himself]
Illusion: Why would I buy stuff at the mall? It's all just material that won't matter in the long run.
Memory: Dressing well is a form of self-care.
Memory: That's why I'm trying to get my health insurance to cover this really sharp tuxedo at the store.
(source: Animal Crossing New Horizons)
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Memory: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Illusion: I-I don't have any money! I'm in debt!
Memory: Well, GIVE ME ALL YOUR DEBT!
Illusion: [hands Memory all of his bills and debt and other deadlines]
Memory: [making a mental plan to use all of the emeralds/diamonds he earned from work to pay all the debt]
Memory: Now, you go home and get your life together!
Memory: *gives Illusion an "you'll be alright" hug, while still wearing the intimidating expression*
Illusion: c:
(source: ShenComix)
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And now for the rest of the incorrect quotes:
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Illusion: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
(source: John Mulaney)
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Reality Steve: Fall in love? I can't even fall asleep.
(source: tumblr, twitter)
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Teen!Memory: *super focused as he plays with his noteblock piano*
Teen!TIme: SLAM - *slams a hand on the noteblock piano, causing the entire instrument to collapse on Memory*
(source: vine)
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Time: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.
Elemental: You spilt - wawuawhauwhua - LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag??!?!
(source: vine)
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[Lucas' memories from Chapter 33 be like:]
Sabre, complaining to [Six Bright Eyes]: Apologize, now!
[Six Bright Eyes], blinking their colored light: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Sabre: What's that?
Lucas: Remorse code.
Sabre:
Sabre: I'm even angrier now.
(source: tumblr, probably)
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Reality Steve: Fall in love? I can't even fall asleep.
(source: tumblr, twitter)
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Memory: I hate it when your parents are like "I know you better than you know yourself!" Like no you don't.
Memory: Like oh, you're an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads.
(source: tumblr, teaboot)
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Child!Illusion, getting defensive after Time told him that he's too young: But I am old!
Time, who has told Illusion multiple times that he and Elemental are several generations old: How old are you?
Illusion: SIXTEEN! I'm a grandfather! >:0
(source: vine)
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Child!Elemental: Hurry up! We're gonna be late to seeing our tutors!
Child!Memory: Bruh, chill, I don't know why you're in a big time rush.
(source: vine)
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(At Illusion's cottage)
Illusion, looking through the fridge or the chest he stores food: Do you want some leftovers?
Memory, the Food Asexual thus more knowledgeable on food than Illusion:
Memory: What is that?
Illusion: ...You've...you've never had leftovers?
Memory: No.
Memory, eye twitch: Cuz I'm not a quitter.
[cue the entirety of Chapters 26-33 and that one MMH Headscratcher that wondered if Memory would eat an entire cake]
(source: vine by Mielmonster)
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Alex, regretful that her powers went out of control: I'm SO sorry for breaking your glasses!
Illusion, who is tired of everything: That's fine. I've seen enough.
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Sabre: Man. What's worse than heartbreak?
Elemental: Looking hella good and not getting your picture taken.
Illusion: Waking up and finding out your phone was never charging.
Time: Stepping on a Lego.
Memory: Getting 9 chicken nuggets instead of 10.
(source: tumblr)
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(The Scripted AU can have one (1) incorrect quote)
Actor!Memory: Would I rather have my character be feared or loved? Easy. Both.
Actor!Memory: I want people to be afraid of how much they love my character.
(source: the office)
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And finally, an incorrect quote that everyone badly wants to be accurate:
Galaxy: Get over here, Memory. Being part of the family also means being part of the group hugs >:0
(source: avatar: the last airbender)
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