Memory's Meme Hour

💬 Incorrect Quotes #2

I want to thank everyone in advance for your patience and understanding while RRFF is on hiatus ;0; It means a lot to me.

I'm pretty burnt out already from exams. So let's chill by having some incorrect RRFF quotes. WOoooooo

The following contains major spoilers for Chapters 2, 9, and 13 (individual quotes won't have spoiler warnings)

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Illusion: How did you get here so fast?
Memory: Well, I happened to be speed-walking nearby when you called.
Illusion: In a suit?
Memory: Uh-huh. It's called formal speed-walking.

(source: Megamind)

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A person: Do you like boys or girls?
Memory:
Memory: I like food.
Person: ??? But you have to like someone! How can you live a fulfilling life if you don't have someone?!
Memory: I'm pretty sure my life will end short and unfulfilled if I don't have food.

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[A long time ago, at the Blue Steve village at the Celebration of the Blue Moon]

Blue Steve: *shows off his latest invention* Welcome to Physics!

[Void Steve blasts a fireball at the village, destroying everything]

Blue Steve: *SCREAMS* HOLY MOTHER-

(source: Vine)

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Illusion: Did you finish your mission?
Red Steve Leader, mockingly: Did you finish your mission?
Illusion: Watch your mouth!!
Red Steve Leader:
Red Steve Leader: *pucker ups his lips so he can literally see his mouth* "Did you finish your mission?"

(source: Vine by Christian Leave)

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Teenage!Memory: Lol, look at the buns on that guy!
Teenage!Elemental: *passed out on the floor, with various baked goods spilt all over him*
Teenage!Time: *kicks door open* This is the comedy police! That joke's too funny!!
Teenage!Memory: *hisses and generates a bow and arrow* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL.

(source: Vine)

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Memory: *flips through the history book that Illusion gifted him* What is this?!
History book: Year 33 under Origin Steve's reign: EVERY STEVE STILL HATES ALEX.
Memory, getting anxious and confused: Why would someone say I hate her?! I don't even know her!!?

(source: Vine)

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[Void Steve is being interviewed by a Blue Steve journalist after defending the universe for 20 years]

Blue Steve, holding the microphone to Void: Is there anything else you wanna say tonight?
Void Steve: My favorite color is blood.
Blue Steve:
Blue Steve: Alright.

(source: Vine)

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[The Blue Steve village snapped out of the illusion and arrested Illusion Steve. Memory has to come and be Illusion's lawyer at court.]

Memory, at Overseer (who's acting like a judge): Your honor, I'm not trying to bribe you, but would you like this other half of this Cosmic Brownie?
Overseer: *gasps* Dear Colors.
Overseer: *slams the gavel and orders the Blue Steves to uncuff Illusion* This man goes free!

(source: Vine by Patrick William Charlton)

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(Chp 2's middle in a nutshell)

Illusion: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!
Memory: [screams of grief and anger]
Illusion: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that!

(source: Megamind)

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Void: YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND. MY ONLY FRIEND.
Memory: ;-; Thank you, Father
Void: YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND. If I'm dying, you're dying WITH ME.
Memory: ...Wait, what??
Void: AIN'T NO CHOICE >:0
Memory:
Memory: *slowly backs away*

(source: Vine)

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Memory: *teleports to the Illusion Town when Illusion calls him*
Guardian: Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaah!
Illusion: Why are you running? Why are you running?

(source: Vine and Pretty Liars)

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Memory: Time, I don't like you.
Time: *confused* Sorry, what did you say?
Memory: *hisses* You heard me.
Time, narrating: And it turns out that I didn't actually hear what the hell you just said.

(source: Vine by Yunglame)

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[Void has family bonding time with Teenage!Memory to try to understand him better]

Void: Memory, what is "talking smack"?
Teenage!Memory: It's when you put someone down, then high-five your bros.
Void: Oh, I guess you don't talk smack then, Memory.
Teenage!Memory:
Void: Because you have no bros. You have no one.
Void: You are so alone, Memory.
Teenage!Memory:
Teenage!Memory: *starts to cry*
Void: *offers his hand* Memory, high-five me!

(source: Poorly Drawn Lines)