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Colorado: [being weird]

California: There goes the crackhead that I see each morning.

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Colorado: On all levels, except physical, I am a wolf.

Colorado: [barks]

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California: *sitting on the couch holding his cat, Angeles*

Angeles: *bitting California's hand*

Maine: How does that not hurt?

California: I'm used to it.

Connecticut: You're used to getting bit?

California: Yeah, by my cat.

New York: I didn't know Washington was your cat.

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Oregon: Do you love California?

Washington: *talks about him all the time and is constantly thinking about him*

Washington: Naaaah.

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Florida: Did it hurt?

DC: *signing* When I fell from heaven-

Florida: When you fell from the vending machine.

DC:

Florida: 'Cause you're a snack.

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*during the DC "protest"*

Massachusetts: Hey let's do 'get help'.

Connecticut: What?

Massachusetts: Get help.

Connecticut: No.

Massachusetts: Come on, you love it.

Connecticut: I hate it.

Massachusetts: It's great, it works everytime.

Connecticut:: It's humiliating.

Massachusetts: Do you have a better plan?

Connecticut: No.

Massachusetts: We're doing it.

Connecticut: We are not doing get help.

*5 minutes later*

Massachusetts, "helping" Connecticut walk: Get help please my brother is! Get help! HELP HIM! *throws Connecticut at a bunch of at the "protestors"*

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California, taking to the other blue states: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All the red states have is fear-mongering and lies.

California:

California: Oh shit, they're gonna win.

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New York: What I did was terrible and awful and immature and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Mass, if I were you I’d just… punch me right in the face.

Massachusetts: [punches them in the face]

New York: OWW! Massachusetts!

Massachusetts: What?

New York: You punched in the face!

Massachusetts: You said to.

New York: I know but that’s just something people s- OWWW!

Massachusetts: Does it hurt?

New York: A lot! I think my nose may be broken.

Massachusetts: Well, now I feel all bad.

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