Washington, playing Staying Alive in his earbuds: *dancing in his room while wearing bell bottoms and a button down shirt*
California: *walking to Washington's room* What the fuck... Whatcha doing?
Washington, while doing the disco: Dancing. Duh.
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Washington: It's not easy being the disappointment of the family
Washington: But I'm here and I'm fabulous bitch
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Villain!DC: *reads Florida's mind*
Imagination!Villain!DC, laying on Florida's bed wearing only his blazer and pants in a 'draw me like one of your French girls' pose: *sexy smirk and eyebrow raise* You look lonely. I could fix that.
Imagination!Mercenary!Florida: Aye papi.
Real!Villain!DC: 😳
Villain!DC, internally: Should fight you or fuck you?
Mercenary!Florida: Both is good.
Villain!DC: How did you-
Mercenary!Florida, whispering: I know everything
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DC: Think you can answer a question without the usually amount of sarcasm?
New York: If you can ask the question without the usual amount of stupid.
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Florida: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
DC: "If"?
California: Great, the only party I've ever be invited to and he might no even die.
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Maryland: I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Louisiana: I'm that best thing that's ever happened to you?
Maryland: Yes.
Louisiana: ...Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Oregon: You have beautiful eyes.
Nevada: Thanks, I need them to see.
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California: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning..?
Texas: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
California: Texas, the toaster is on fire.
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California: Do I look straight?
New York: No, not in that slightest.
California: No, I meant my parking job.
New York: Oh, in that case then yes, its fine.
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DC: What is one thing that no one knows about you?
California: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.
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Florida: We have fun, don't we Cali?
California: I have literally never been more stressed in my life.
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Louisiana: I screwed up...
Maryland: Given you daily experiments, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Texas: My dick is like life, life is hard.
California: Life is also short.
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New York: *have on a lighter shade of black*
Massachusetts: I see you're busting out the spring colors.
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Nevada: What is the word for that infection of tiny creatures?
Pennsylvania: Those are child, Nevada. That's a school.
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Florida: How did you even find me?
DC: I thought, "Where is he?" then I saw the explosion
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