Texas: I don't know what's wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.
Louisiana: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
Florida: Yeah, leprosy!
Louisiana: No, Florida, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
Florida: Ah ha, lice!
Louisiana: No. Texas, my friend, is in love.
Florida: Oh, yeah! Loooooove!
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California: Off we go on our epic quest, no hesitations, no stopping, and no turning.
Washington: Did you remember your headphones?
California: We're turning back, I gonna get those. This is gonna suck if I don't have some tunes or something.
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Texas: You're stupid!
Alaska: Well your dumb!
Texas: I don't like your hair!
New York: Oh my god he went there.
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California: I want attention.
Texas: Babe, no.
California: I want attention!
Texas: No!
California: I WANT IT!
Texas: NO!
California: AAAAAAH
Texas: AAAAAAAH
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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California: Ah doesn't that fresh outdoor air just perk you right up?
New York: TAKE MY BACK INSIDE! IT'S SO HOT I NEED AIR CONDITIONING!
California: It is 70 degrees out here, you are fine.
New York: I CAN FEEL MY FLESH MELTING OF!
California: We're been outside for two minutes!
New York: WHERE'S MY FORTNITE!
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California: Ok, New York, what do you say when someone breaks your heart?
New York: Tom Holland wouldn't treat me like this.
California: Yes, ok, next question.
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New York: [holding up a wooden spoon] This is the stupid, dumb, wrong spoon. I only hit people with it that are stupid, dumb or wrong.
New York: You think you don't deserve happiness?
New York: [repeatedly hits California with the spoon]
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Florida: Please come to bed.
DC: No, I got a lot of things going on so.
Florida: [sighs] I got lavender.
DC: [gasps] Shut up.
Florida: And a white noise machine.
DC: You know rain is my jam.
Florida: And sleepy time tea.
DC: Whaty time tea?
Florida: Get in here big boy.
DC: Yes sir. [lays next to Florida]
Florida: And now you have to pee.
DC: And now I have to pee! Ugh!
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Georgia: Guys did you know there's a knife that instead turns your bread into toast when you cut it.
Florida: Dude, imagine stabbing somebody with that!
California: Well if it was that hot, it would instantly cauterize the wound so it won't be very effective.
New York: It's effective if you want information.
Georgia: Why would you be stabbing people when you could have toast?
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New York: 4 o'clock; wallow in self pity.
New York: 4:30; stare into the abyss.
New York: 5 o'clock; solve world hunger, tell no one.
New York: 5:30; Jazzersize.
New York: 6 o'clock; dinner with me, I can't cancel that again.
New York: 7 o'clock; wrestling with my self loathing.
New York: I'm booked.
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Florida: He told me not to tell you.
New York: 5!
Florida: Oh god!
New York: 4!
Florida: Don't count!
New York: 3!
Florida: Oh I love 3.
New York: 2!
Florida: Have you heard about the new iPads with the slightly better screen?
New York: 1!
Florida: Ok, ok.
~~I'm sorry for that next one but I had to~~
California: You're beautiful.
Washington: I am?
California: Totally.
Washington: [smiles]
California: But I'm really into blondes later. [Walks off with Nevada]
I'm so sorry
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