Florida: I wanna go to Montero. This shit looks nice.
Washington: This song is catchy.
Texas: Ew, that's gay.
Louisiana: Wait a damn minute? Did he die from getting A ROCK THROWN AT HIS HEAD?!
Illinois: Ope, is he dead?
Maryland: Oh my fucking god, he's fucking dead.
Utah: He's going to heaven? I was told this was going to be bad.
DC: Wait is he going to hell?
Utah: I spoke too soon.
Nevada: This will be me. Watch me pole dance to hell.
Texas: This is a sin.
Wyoming: He's dancing on the devil...
New York: Holy fuck! Lil Nas just murdered Satan!
Georgia: So is he the king of hell now?
California: If I go to hell and I don't get to reenact this, I want a refund.
Florida: So where can I buy Satan shoes?
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