Florida: Tell us something only the really California would know.
California: If he is the exact copy of me he would be know exactly what to say, so technically you'll never know which one of us is real.
Texas: That's the real California.
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Florida: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'. Everyone should start saying 'sleepy' instead or 'tired'.
DC: I'm so sleepy of your shit.
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DC: No, no, that's a bad idea.
Florida: There are no bad ideas, DC. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
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Florida: [comes home and DC is waiting for him in the living room]
Florida: Am I in trouble?
DC: Take a guess.
Florida: No?
DC: Take another guess.
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DC: Do you want to talk about your feeling?
New York: No.
California: I do.
DC: I know, California.
California: I'm sad.
DC: I know, California.
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DC, teaching Kansas how to drive: Okay, you're driving, and Missouri and Iowa are walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Kansas: Oh, definitely Missouri. I could never hit Iowa.
DC: [massaging his temples] The brakes, Kansas. You hit the brakes.
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Nevada: Who do you think you're calling a bitch?!
Utah: Language.
New Jersey: Out of my way, you piece of shit.
Utah: Language!
Florida: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snack, bro.
Utah: What the fuck?
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Colorado: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
California: Just the other day you were crying about snakes.
Colorado, crying: They don't have any arms!
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Florida: [sneaking in through the window]
California: Where have you been?
Florida: I was with DC.
DC: [turning in is chair] Wanna try again?
Florida: Not you. The other DC.
District of Columbia: [climbs through the window] What's up?
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