Washington, crying in the bathroom: I wish I was skinny!
Washington: But all I wanna do is eat pizza rolls and ice coffee!
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Florida, singing: Will you help me hide a body?
Louisiana: HUH?!
Florida: Come we can't delay.
Louisiana: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Florida: No one can see him on the floor, get him out the door. Before he can decay.
Louisiana: NOW WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME?!
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California: Why do they hate me?
DC: Why don't I fight back?
Alaska: Why do I act less such a creep?
Louisiana: Why won't he date me?
Massachusetts: Why did I hit him?
New York: Why do I cry myself to sleep?
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Florida: Hey!
Florida: Whatcha doing?
New York: I'm busy
Florida: How busy would you say you are on a scale of eight to nine?
New York: Fourteen!
Florida: New York, I'm not mathmatologist but that seems like a lot.
New York: IT IS!
Florida: Ok, quick survey, are you "busy busy" or just busy?
New York: What's "busy busy?"
New York: No, no, no, no, no! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't tell me anything, don't even tell me what you're doing here!
Florida: I found a jump rope!
New York: I SAID NOT TO TELL ME!
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Florida: This is a jar of dirt.
Louisiana: Yes.
Florida: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Louisiana: If you don't want it, give it back.
Florida: No!
Louisiana: Then it helps.
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Florida: I got a plan, it might get us both killed but if it works it'll be a totally boss story cool?
DC: No, it's not cool.
Florida: Cool.
DC: No, I said it's not cool. I said it's not cool!
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Florida: God I'm so bored! Cali, tell me something I don't know!
California: That your dreams are just glimpses into alternate dimensions.
Florida: I- Holy crap.
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Florida: What's that song that goes like "Despacito"?
California: Despacito.
Florida: Yeah?
California: Despacito!
Florida: Yeah, what the name?
California: Oh my god you're an idiot!
Florida: Thank you, Alexa, play oh my god you're an idiot.
Alexa: Ok [Despacito starts playing]
California: [visible confusion]
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Louisiana: I'm s-
Florida, who's still anger at Louie: Shut up, pretty boy!
Louisiana: You think I'm pretty? ;)
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Oklahoma: [walks in] Hey, how're y'all-
Waylon: [growling at Oklahoma]
Oklahoma: AAAAAH GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH.
Texas: It don't bite.
Oklahoma: YES IT DO!
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