Puerto Rico: So what do you guys do for fun around here?
Colorado: I don't know, sometimes we throw shit at Wyoming.
Puerto Rico: Who's Wyoming?
Idaho: Wyoming! *throws a can and Wyoming*
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Gov: Hey did you call our neighbor a bitch?
Florida: Yeah she changed the wifi password!
Gov: You can't be- that bitch changed the wifi password?!
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California: Should I take off my glasses?
CDC: Oh no no, this isn't an eye test it's a gay test. Now tell me, number 1 *points at Texas* or number 2 *points at Hawaii*
California: Number 1?
CDC: Interesting. Okay, number 1 *points at IDC* or number 2 *points at Washington*
California: *gasps* Oh my god.
CDC: Number 2 right?
California: Maybe I am gay?
CDC Okay, alright, that's good to know.
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Gov: What color is a carrot?
Florida: Carrot? I think is umhh. I think it's umhh. I think it's a carrot uhhm,
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California: So I'm single, you're single.
New York:
California: Well that could only mean one thing. Nobody fucking wants us yo what the fuck.
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Gov: If you have 10 cookie and somebody asks for 2 how many do you have?
Florida: 10.
Gov: Okay what if someone forcefully takes 2 cookies then what do you have?
Florida: 10 and a dead body.
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Louisiana: Florida what's your joke? Tell him your joke.
Florida, trying not to laugh: What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Gov: What?
Florida, laughing: A red bucket.
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Massachusetts: Can I make you some tea?
Maryland: Uh yeah, sure.
Massachusetts: Alright we have green tea, detox, and shamahmalay
Maryland: What did you call it?
Massachusetts: Sh-shamahmalay
Maryland: It's chamomile.
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Florida: Thanks, dad.
Florida: Why is everyone staring at me?
Louisiana: You just called Georgia "dad". You said "thanks, dad".
Florida: What!? No I didn't I said thanks man!
Georgia: Do you see me as a father figure, Florida?
Florida: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!
Texas: Hey, show your father some respect!
Florida: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!
Georgia: It's okay, I believe you...
Florida: Thank you.
Georgia: ...Son. want to talk about it over a game of catch?
Florida:
Florida: I'd like that.
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