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Idk if this has already been made but I wrote a parody of Cuz I Love You, it's called Cuz I Hate You and it goes like this:

I'm laughin' 'cause I hate you
(Ya ya ya ya ya ya)

Never really hated any one before
What the fuck are no fucking feeling yo?
Once upon a time I was emo
I don't even wanna emo no mo
Gotcha something from the liquor store
Little bit of hate and some mo
Tryna open up a little less
Sorry if I made you feel brainless

I thought that I really cared
I thought I was hate impaired
But baby baby
I know exactly what I'm gonna do
I'm laughin' 'cause I hate you
Yes, you
(ya ya ya ya)

Got me staying in the house
Gotta change into my pjs again
I would do it for you aren't my friend
Ready baby? Will you be my ex?
Wanna put you on a plane
Fly you out to where ever I'm not
Kicked you out I'm not ashamed
Now happy about to erase your name

I thought that I really cared
I thought I was hate impaired
But baby oh baby
I know exactly what I'm gonna do
I'm laughin' 'cause I hate you
Yeah, I'm laughin' hey

I thought that I really cared
I thought I was hate impaired
But baby oh baby
I know exactly what I'm gonna do
I'm laughin' 'cause I hate you
Yeah, I'm laughin' hey

I'm laughin', I'm laughin', I'm laughin'
Oh
I'm laughin' 'cause I hate you