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California, when things go sideways: Ughh, why did you invite me here?

Washington: We didn’t!

Oregon: You invited yourself!

Texas: No one likes you!

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California: Hello, New York. Made anyone cry today?

New York: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Florida: [screaming in the background]

Texas: What happened?

Louisiana I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror.

Florida, in the distance: LOUI! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Louisiana: It’s okay, Florida! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure he's nice.

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Colorado: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Wisconsin: But are you shuffling?

Colorado: Everyday.

Utah: What language are you two speaking??

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California: What do we think of Florida?

[pause]

Louisiana: [sighs] Nice pal.

Washington: I think he's gay.

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Illinois: Cali, how are you doing?

California: I’m living the dream!

Illinois: Oh, that’s good.

California: Except, it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.

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New York: You should be ashamed of yourself!

Washington: I know. I’m sorry. It all just made me a bit nervous.

New York: Everything makes you nervous, Washington. You’re a walking cack attack.

Washington: I can’t help that, it’s the way god made me!

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Washington, giving out copies of the school newspaper: Read all about the wee dyke!

California, holding up a sign: We will not be censored!

Florida, following them around carrying more copies: Lesbians really do exist!

DC, in the back: I support gays, even though I, myself, am not actually gay!

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DC: Remember that old saying, “if at first you don’t succeed…”

California: "Try, try again."

New York: “Try to pretend it never happened.”

Florida: "Find out of the loser gets anything."

Texas: "Blame it on your parents."

Massachusetts: "Destroy all evidence that you tried."

Wisconsin: "Grab a beer."

North Carolina: "Then skydiving is definitely not for you."

Louisiana: "Try doing what your mama told you to do in the beginning."

~~now for some reader insert quotes~~

Y/n: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Texas: That's impos-

Y/n: *cups Texas' face*

Texas, blushing: Stop, I have reputation to maintain.

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Florida: I didn't drink that much last night.

Louisiana: You were flirting with Y/n.

Florida: So what? They're my lover.

Louisiana: You asked if they're single.

Texas: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Florida, walking into yours and Georgia’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Georgia: What was it about?

Y/n: No, don’t ask him that! 

Georgia: Why not?

Y/n: Cause he’ll answer!

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DC: Y/n and I don't have pet names.

Florida: Uh huh. Hey, what do bees make?

DC: Honey?

Y/n, in the next room: Yes, dear?

Florida: Don't ever lie to me like that again.

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Y/n: Aw, if only there was a place to sit.

Louisiana: *gestures to the unoccupied seat beside him* Right here, sugar.

Y/n: "kick chair over* I wish there was someplace for me to sit.

Louisiana, sighing: *pats his thigh*

Y/n, hopping on his lap: Thought you'd never catch on!

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Y/n: *kisses New York's cheek*

New York: What the fuck was that?

Y/n: Affection.

New York: Gross!

New York: Do it again.

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Y/n and Ben: *fighting about something*

Dan: They are fucking.

Ryan: They're literally yel-

Y/n and Ben: *start making out*

Ryan: They are fucking.

Dan: THEY ARE FUCKING!!!!

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Y/n: ARE YOU-

Ben: Fucking.

Y/n: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Ben: Fucking.

Y/n: IDIOT!

Dan: ...What was that?

Ben: Ryan banned Y/n from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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