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Alawaii Future Kids Headcanons

(In most of them they are little kids)

A year and a half after got married they decided they wanted kids. They expected one but they got a bonus.

Alexander and Harley, their nicknames are Alex and Harls. Alaska calls Alex мой малыш which translates to my baby boy in Russian and he calls Harley моя детка which translates to my baby girl.

One time, the last time, that Russia just stopped by for an unknown reason was when they were five, Alaska was scared but this time was different. His kids where there and Russia had a hand on his son. Alaska went into full dad protection mode. That was the first time that Alaska stood up to his father, hell it was the first time he was ever around his father without having a panic attack.

Harley is a daddy's girl and Alex is a mamma's boy.

They like to tackle Alaska, even though they can't really do any thing to him, he'll still let them knock him down.

They're very fond of Texas for some reason. Mainly because of his dog. They like dogs.

Alaska taught them the Eskimo kiss. It's become tradition for both of them to get an Eskimo kiss before they go to bed.

Florida calls them Dipper and Mabel because their relationship is like Dipper and Mabel's. They also act like Dipper and Mabel.

Harley likes the cold and Alex likes the heat. On Tuesdays Hawaii teaches Alex how to surf and Alaska takes Harley out for dinner. They call it Daddy Daughter Date Night.

They wake Alaska and Hawaii up really early on Christmas.

They have a tendency to turn the statehouse into a huge game of tag.

They share a bunk bed. They fought over who got top bunk. Harley got it.