California: Gay love can pierce the veil of death and save the day.
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Massachusetts: Oh, well that's great because without powers you basically just a baby in a trench coat.
New York: [look of annoyance]
Connecticut: You hurt his feelings.
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New York: My "people skills" are "rusty".
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Massachusetts: PA, not for nothing, but the last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid.
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South Carolina: There's a really good hang over remedy. It's a greasy pork sand served up in a dirty ash tray.
North Carolina, leaning over the toilet, hungover: Oh, I hate you.
South Carolina: I know you do.
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Louisiana: Remember me? The guy who dies for your sin? No, not that cat with the beard and sandals. The hot one.
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Maryland: Were you ever nice?
Massachusetts: 1985. Worst year of my life.
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Connecticut, covered in glitter for some reason: Go ahead. Say it.
Massachusetts, laughing: You look like you got attacked by some PCP crazed strippers.
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Florida: I think you pissed off my sand wicj
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South Carolina: It's not like Georgia lives in my ass. The dude's busy.
Georgia: [appears behind South Carolina]
South Carolina: [jumps when he notices Georgia is behind him] Georgia, get out of my ass!
Georgia: I was never in your--
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North Dakota: House rules SoKota
North Dakota: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake how
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Kansas: I can't do this alone.
Iowa: Yes you can.
Kansas: Well, I don't want to.
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Indiana: Just try to relax.
Alabama: Just try to shut up.
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Illinois, to Missouri and Indiana: You two just gonna stand there like ugly girl at the prom, or are you gonna pitch in?
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Texas: [talking about because there is a bunch of pictures of them on the wall]
Kansas: He really likes cowboys.
Oklahoma: Yes he does.
Texas: [pointing a picture] Doc Holiday. Hey yo!
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Wyoming: I don't even care anymore. And you know what's better?
Wyoming: I don't care that I don't care.
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Washington, who promised Oregon he would help plan Nevada's birthday party: [starts making out with California]
Oregon: Washington, what do you think you're doing?
Washington: [stops kissing Cali] [looks at Oregon] Oregon, please. If you wouldn't mind just give me five minutes here.
Oregon: Washington, we're already late on planning this. We don't have time for any of your blah-blah blah-blah. Blah-blah blah-blah. Blah, blah blah blah! Blah, blah-blah-blah blah. Blah!
Washington: [goes back to making out with California]
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Texas: You're bossy.
Oklahoma: What?
Texas: You're bossy! [laughs] And short.
Oklahoma: Are you drunk?
Texas: Yeah. So? Stupid.
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California: What have we always said is the most important thing?
Colorado: Breakfast.
California: ...Family.
Colorado: Family, right... I thought you meant of things to eat.
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Florida: I say we get drunk and shoot crap.
Louisiana: Yeah, except we do that everyday
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DC: You think you're funny?
Georgia: I think I'm adorable.
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