Florida: I have "Florida Sense" it tells me when any chaos is near.
Georgia: I have "Florida is a Dumbass Sense" it tells me when he's about to die from his own stupidity.
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Georgia: So you think that I would make a good dad, hm? What part of me seems paternal to you?
Florida: Georgia-
Georgia: No ice cream till you've finished your veggies, kid, and your fuzzy socks are in the third drawer from the top.
Georgia: As I was saying-
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Kidnapper, on the phone with Georgia: I have your son.
Georgia: I don't have a son...
Kidnapper: ... Oh *hangs up*
Georgia: Wait! Oh no, Florida!
Georgia:
Georgia: Eh, he'll be fine.
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Georgia: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Georgia: *rips a paper away to reveal "Florida" above "dying"*
Florida, nodding: Myself.
Georgia: nO!
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Georgia: I swear I will never let anything happen to you.
Florida: You forgot me and Loui at Publix last week.
Georgia: *snorts* Yeah, forgot.
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Georgia: Damn, the power went out.
Florida: Don’t worry, Mr. Stark, I got this!
Florida: *Shakes rapidly and stomach starts to illuminate*
Georgia: WHAT-
Florida: I swallowed a flashlight.
Georgia: *On the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU-
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Georgia: Guys, I would tell y'all if I had a son.
Florida: *walking past* Hey, dad.
Georgia: Oh hey, kiddo.
The rest of the states:
Georgia:
Georgia: Okay, listen.
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Georgia: you use more emojis than anyone i know.
Florida: I have a lot of emojions.
Florida: I'm very emojional.
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Georgia: Florida, what do you want for Christmas?
Florida: Revenge.
Georgia: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
Florida: Instruments of torture.
Georgia: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
Florida: An alligator stuffed animal.
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Georgia: Did you stay up all night again?
Florida: No.
Georgia: I heard you clapping along to the Friends theme song every 20 mintues.
Florida: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
Utah: Language.
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Georgia: You guys need to be more positive.
Georgia: *trips and falls down the stairs*
Georgia: Wow, I got down those stairs fast!
Florida:
Florida: Are you-
Florida: Are you doing okay?
Georgia, crying: N O
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Gov: Have you guys seen Florida and Louisiana? They still have chores to do.
Georgia: No, haven’t seen them since the storm started.
Gov: Since the sto-? FLORIDA, NO!
Florida, standing in the middle of a thunderstorm, with metal pipe raised high: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS!
Georgia: What the fu-?
Georgia: Wait. Where’s Loui?
Louisiana: *Making mud-angels*
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Ben Brainard State Headcanons, One-shots, and more
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