Connecticut: Morning, brother.
Massachusetts: Hello, brother.
Connecticut: I made a pot of Kool-Aid.
Massachusetts: You don't make a pot of Kool-Aid.
Connecticut: Well, I did.
Massachusetts: Is it hot?
Connecticut: Maybe, maybe not.
Massachusetts: It's hot, isn't it?
Connecticut: Yes!
Massachusetts: Hot Kool-Aid?
Connecticut: I could put some ice in it, if you'd like.
Massachusetts: Oh no, I'm not thirsty.
Connecticut: Brother!
Massachusetts: I'm not gonna drink it!
Connecticut: [softly] I made this for you.
Massachusetts: No!
Connecticut: Drink it!
Massachusetts: No!
Connecticut: I want you to drink this!
Massachusetts: I'm not drinking it!
Connecticut: DRINK THIS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL POUR IT ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU!
Massachusetts: Oh, yeah, really mature!
Connecticut: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Massachusetts: Now why don't you grow up?!
Connecticut: I DID IT, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
Massachusetts: Well I'm not gonna drink it!
Connecticut: I HATE YOU!
Massachusetts: That's all I ever hear anymore, brother try this, brother try that. Remember that? What was it? Cinnamon Toast and uh... What was it?
Connecticut: Mayonnaise.
Massachusetts Mayonnaise!
Connecticut: It was a good idea.
Massachusetts: You didn't make a single pound!
Connecticut: I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.
Massachusetts: And don't forget Rocky Road and Tobasco, right? Yeah. Was it three women? Yeah, three women, hospitalized.
Connecticut: YOU DRINK THIS RIGHT NOW!
Massachusetts: Drink your own hot kool-aid!
Connecticut: There's so much left, what am I going to do with all this hot Kool-Aid?
Massachusetts: DRINK IT!
Connecticut: NO!
Massachusetts: Yes!
Connecticut: NO!
Connecticut: [slams pot and glass on the table] Brother?
Massachusetts: [sighing] Yes?
Connecticut: Please, drink my hot Kool-Aid. [slides Massachusetts a glass]
Massachusetts: Ok.
Connecticut: Ok.
Massachusetts: Alright. [takes a sip of the Kool-Aid] [sighs] Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I like that.
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