Florida wakes up with his face in his pillow and someone playing with his hair. He looks over to see Louisiana.
"Morning." Louisiana smiles softly.
"Good morning." Florida yawns.
Louie leans forward to kiss him but Florida turns his head so Louie kisses his cheek. "What was that for?"
"Your breathe stanks."
"Then maybe you should take a shower." Louie responds.
"Wha-oh. Haha fuck you."
"I fucked you." Louie smirks.
"I'm going to get dressed and some food."
Florida says then finds his pants on the floor and grabs them. He puts them on and walks out of the door.
California walks past him as he opens the door. Cali smiles knowingly at him. Florida gives him a 'What?' look. Texas comes walking down the opposite side on the hallway with Waylon following him. Texas shakes his head in a disappointed manner.
Florida closes that door behind him once he enters his room. He changes into his normal clothes at walks out of the room to get something to eat. When he walks into the kitchen New York, Massachusetts, Alaska, and Texas are sitting at the island, one stool is not taken, the one the Florida usually sits in every morning. Florida pours himself a glass of orange juice. He stands leaning against the counter.
"Have a seat." New York says.
"Nah, I'm good." Florida responds.
"Are ya sure, I mean you sit here every morning." Texas says.
Florida can tell what they're doing but Alaska has no idea what's going on.
"What's happening?" Alaska whispers to Massachusetts.
"Him and Louisiana had sex last night and woke some of us up." Mass whispers back.
"Oh." Alaska says, now knowing that he's gonna have to get in on picking on the Sunshine State. "Have a seat sunshine."
"I'm fine standing." Florida says, getting annoyed.
"Are ya sure, there's an open seat for ya." Mass says, taking a sip of his Dunkin Donuts.
"Yep, I'm good."
"Come on, take a seat, Dolphin Boy
"I don't want a seat!"
"You do you." Texas says and stands up and walks away with his bowl of cereal.
Washington and Oregon walking into the room and sit at the island.
"I would probably feel the same way if I had something shoved up my ass the night before."
"What are you talking about?" Florida asks trying to play dumb.
"Oh you know." Oregon says.
"And how do you know what we're talking about?"
"Subtext." Oregon says.
"You can't spell subtext without buttsex." Washington's tic forces him to say. He probably heard it from Nevada.
All of them, except Florida, start laughing.
Florida rolls his eyes, clearly annoyed.
"So, now you're the being annoyed. When it was me being woken up at 1 o'clock in facking morning." Mass says then finishes what little was his Dunkin Donuts. He gets up and throws his cup away before walking off.
Alaska puts his bowl in the sink and walks back to his room with New York following him. Oregon gets up and makes two bowls of oatmeal, one for him and the other for Washington. DC walks into the kitchen and pours himself a cup of coffee then sits down and looks up at Florida, "Why don't sit down?" DC wasn't trying to pick on him, he had no idea. If he was still awake he probably would have but his boyfriend, Wyoming, made him go to sleep because hadn't slept in days.
"No, DC, I'm fine!"
"Damn, someone woke up on that wrong side of the bed."
"Wait, you don't know?"
"No?? Do I want to know?"
"No."
"What did you do?"
"You can't spell subtext without buttsex." Washington says then starts laughing, "Sorry, tic."
"Excuse me?"
"What's the last word in that phrase?" Oregon asks.
"Buttsex?"
"Yes. Now add 'Florida and Louisiana had' in front of it."
"Florida and Louisiana had buttsex?" DC asks.
"Yep." Oregon says.
"Why do y'all have to tell everyone?"
"Everyone knows, except Georgia, because he's still asleep."
Louisiana walks into the room. Everyone looks over at him. "What?"
"Oh you know."
"Oh because I fucked Florida and your single as hell because you couldn't get it up."
Oregon gives him a 'what the fuck' face and picks up his bowl of oatmeal and walks out of the room.
"That was mean, Louisiana." DC says.
"I didn't mean for him to take it seriously," Louie laughs. He turns to Florida, "I brushed my teeth."
"Good for you." Florida says, still annoyed by everyone else.
Louisiana grabs Florida by his hips and pulls him towards him. Louie slams his lips against Florida's.
"Get a room." Washington says.
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