Pennsylvania: Hey, Mass can you pass the salt?
Massachusetts: *yeets New York across the table*
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Florida: Bro, when I die if you don't play WAP at my funeral I'm coming back to haunt you.
Louisiana: *fake laughs* When you die? What are you talking about.
Florida: You know if I die before you, then at my funeral you better play WAP.
Louisiana: I'm chuckled at the thought of you dying before me. If you die before me, IF YOU DIE BEFORE ME, I will kill you.
Florida: That's not how death works.
Louisiana: You heard me. You die before me and I will kill you.
Florida: Same goes here.
Louisiana: Period, Sha, we die together.
Florida: Together. I like that, I like that.
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DC: Drink the water.
Florida: No.
DC: Drink the water!
Florida: No.
DC: DRINK THE WATER!
Florida: No.
DC: You can't survive on White Claw.
Florida: Try and stop me.
DC: Just try one sip. One sip.
Florida: *that's the bottle* *sniffs it* *fake gags* It smells bad.
DC: *rolls his eyes* Oh my gosh you're so dramatic. Just drink it!
Florida: *takes a sip* It burns.
DC: No it doesn't!
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DC: Need you to promise me you'll be on your best behavior.
Florida: I promise... d other people I'd be on my worst behavior.
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Maryland: Hey, you wanna hear some dark humour?
Massachusetts: Oh yeah, I love dark humour.
Maryland: Alright. *turns the lights off* Knock Knoc-
Massachusetts: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Florida: Cali is right. You can't run around like a footless chicken.
California: Headless chicken, Florida.
Florida: Uh no. How's a chicken supposed to run around without a head?
California: How's it supposed to run around without feet?
Florida: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, CALIFORNIA, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
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Rhode Island and Delaware: Hiya, just a quick psa for all you regularly sized people out there, don't be fooled but our adorably small features, we'll rip your throat out if we have to. I just might require a stool.
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Rhode Island: You're so tall you look like a giraffe.
Alaska: That's why you dead built like a baked bean.
Rhode Island: A baked- A BAKED BEAN?!
Rhode Island: *yeets a huge ass rock at Alaska's face* BAKED BEAN THAT! BAKED BEAN THAT!!
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Alaska: I only get nine hours of sleep.
New York: Nine? I get seven!
California: You get seven? Bro, I get four!
DC: Wait, you guys are getting sleep?
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New Mexico: *yeets Arizona's glass of milk in the sink* YOU CAN'T HAVE MILK ON TACO TUESDAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT MEXICAN!
New Mexico: *chucks a bag of Doritos at Arizona* NOW EAT YOU'RE DORITOS!
New Mexico: I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN TACO TUESDAY!
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America, pouring vodka into a tumbler: KIDS GRAB YOUR SHIT WE'RE LEAVING!
America: California grab you tablet, I don't want you talking to me.
America: Good Morning, China, love what you did with the tulips.
America: *under his breathe* Fucking bitch.
America: GO GET EM', FLORIDA, YOU'RE MAMA'S LITTLE CHAMP!
America, on the phone with France: Oh no, France, he sucks.
I have no idea how the fuck I'm still awake and not tired at all, it's probably the four cups of coffee that I had earlier...
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