Their song is Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars.
California is tall and thin like a sheet of paper, he has long legs. He's also one of those people that could eat three fucking Big Mac and gain no weight. We all know a person like that. Not that he would though he eats mostly vegan food his only exceptions are burritos from Chipotle.
Washington is borderline chubby, he's not chubby but he's not necessarily skinny either, he's in the middle. He's insecure about it but Cali is there to hype him up. But hey we stan a chubby king. I have this mindset that once I convince myself one thing that's it. I thought to myself once 'I bet Washington has thick thighs' and I can't unconvince myself that.
They take showers together a lot.
Cali likes to give him hugs from behind.
They both drink a shit ton of Starbucks ice coffee.
Washington is really clingy but California doesn't care. New York once asked him if Washington being clingy out on his nerves and he replied with "Don't really care if he's clingy, I love him."
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Washington: My only talent is breathing.
California: You have asthma, moron.
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California: I'M HOPELESS AND AWKWARD AND DESPERATE FOR LOVE!!
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California, in his room crying: Nobody loves me.
Washington, barges in: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Washington: And let me love you.
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California: I thought that maybe-
Washington: [cuts California off by kissing him]
California: -you'd love me again.
Washington: Who says I stopped?
Oregon: Awwwww!
California:
Washington:
Oregon: I ruined the moment.
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Washington: Don't you wanna be happy?
California: I don't know. What's it like?
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Washington, who promised Oregon he would help plan Nevada's birthday party: *starts making out with California*
Oregon: Washington, what do you think you're doing?
Washington: *stops kissing Cali* *looks at Oregon* Oregon, please. If you wouldn't mind just give me five minutes here.
Oregon: Washington, we're already late on planning this. We don't have time for any of your blah-blah blah-blah. Blah-blah blah-blah. Blah, blah blah blah! Blah, blah-blah-blah blah. Blah!
Washington: *goes back to making out with California*
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