California finds Texas' calloused hands comforting, they give him a sense of security. Especially when he's on fire and has a terrible fever and can't think straight. Texas will lay next to him and put a hand on his cheek, Cali instantly feels secure. Same goes for Texas with California's soft hands. When he has a hurricane or bad tornado he finds comfort when Cali's soft hand is pressed against his cheek.
California craves physical contact. He's so touch deprived that every time Texas touches him, his guard goes down. He hates having to separate from Texas, he just wants Tex to hold him all the time.
Texas got backlash from most of the south (except Louisiana, Georgia, Maryland, and Florida) when he started dating California. He he didn't give a rat's ass about what they thought of him, he loves Cali.
Now some future headcanons
After dating for three years Texas proposed to California.
Six months after they got married, a baby got left at their doorstep. After telling the authorities they ended up adopting the baby. The baby was a girl and them named her Marley. California was happiest man on earth after they adopted her, he always wanted to be a father but never thought he'd have a chance to.
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Texas: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.
California: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.
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California: *grabs Texas by the collar and kisses him passionately on the lips*
California, pulling away, out of breath: You’re still not my type.
Texas: You make me sick.
California and Texas: *kiss passionately again*
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Texas: Oh hey, California... What are you doing here?
California: On the contrary, what are you doing here? This is my house, after all.
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California: What's the best thing to ever happen to you?
Texas, proudly: I once gave a man his gay realization.
California: Okay, what's the worst thing to ever happen to you?
Texas, sadly: I once gave a woman her lesbian realization.
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Florida: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room.
Texas: Look, I’m not kissing anyo-
California: *walks in*
Florida:
Texas: Fine, I’ll do it. I mean rules are rules.
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California: I want attention.
Texas: Babe, no.
California: I want attention!
Texas: No!
California: I WANT IT!
Texas: NO!
California: AAAAAAH
Texas: AAAAAAAH
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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California: Texas, we tried things your way.
Texas: No, we didn't.
California: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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California: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning..?
Texas: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
California: Texas, the toaster is on fire.
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Texas: My dick is like life, life is hard.
California: Life is also short.
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California: I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Texas: That's impos-
California: *cups Texas' face*
Texas, blushing: Stop, I have reputation to maintain.
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Texas: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
California: *dramatically bites donut*
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California: *chilling on the couch in leggings, a t shirt, and flip flops*
Texas: Why are you wearing leggings.
California: I was making a tiktok to prove to men that women only wear leggings because they're comfortable, not to make their asses look better.
Texas: And?
California: I was right. I'm never wearing normal pants again.
California: *stands up* Anyways do this pants make my ass look good?
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California: Babe, do the thing.
Texas: *flexes*
California, breathless: Oh my God...
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Texas: Don't be sad!
California: Why not?
Texas:
Texas: I don't have a good answer.
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