Louisiana, fighting with Florida on a rare occasion: Kiss my neck, Florida!
Texas: The saying is kiss my ass.
Louisiana: Did I stutter?
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Florida: I'm a confident driver.
DC: You almost ran someone over!
Florida: Confidently.
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New York: Maybe if we wait another minute, a fuck will fall into my hand and I can give it to you.
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Florida: But do you like me or do you like me like me?
Louisiana, literally on one knee proposing: Take a random guess.
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Louisiana: [stabbing air between Texas and Oklahoma with a butter knife]
Texas: What are you doing?
Louisiana: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.
Florida: It isn’t working, I still feel awkward.
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California: Did it hurt when you fell?
DC: From heaven? Old one-
California: No, when you fell out of the car. I watched you trip over your own feet and just lay there on the floor for ten minutes.
DC:
California: I saw that.
Florida, laughing: We all saw that.
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Florida: [accidentally hits New York]
New York: You wanna fucking die?
Florida: Kinda.
New York: [soft voice] Honey, we talked about this.
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Florida: You remind me of the ocean.
New York: Explain.
Florida: So fucking salty.
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Florida: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?
Georgia: Whatever, I am not your dad.
Florida: [runs off on skateboard]
Georgia: WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!
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California: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up.
DC: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Florida: Spiders.
Washington: Wasps.
Louisiana: Terriers.
New Jersey: Rhode Island.
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California: Truth or dare?
Florida: Dare.
California: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room.
Florida: Mother Nature?
Mother Nature: [blushing] Y-Yes?
Florida: Move aside. I need to get to Louie.
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