New York: I can't believe you and Rhode Island broke the bed last night.
Massachusetts: Sounds like you two had a crazy night.
New Jersey: Haha yeah...
[Last night]
New Jersey: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Rhode Island: Try me.
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Florida: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Louisiana: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Florida: [blushes]
Louisiana: [winks at him]
DC: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER!
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North Carolina: Are you in love with Georgia?
South Carolina: [sweats] .... no.
North Carolina: Then why do you draw 'S+G' in hearts everywhere?
South Carolina: It stands for guilt and suffering.
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DC: If you have seven chairs and ten kids, what would you do?
California: Have everyone stand.
Washington: Bring three more chairs.
Texas: The best seven out of the ten can sit down.
Florida: Kill three.
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Florida: I've got an idea.
DC: We're not going to murder anyone!
Florida: I don't have any ideas.
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Florida: Here you are Georgia, nice hot cup of coffee.
Georgia: Oh, it's cold.
Florida: Nice cup of coffee.
Georgia: It's horrible!
Florida: Cup of coffee.
Georgia: I'm not even sure it is coffee.
Florida: Cup.
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California: Girls are so hot.
California: Guys are hot too, man.
California: Why is everyone so hot?
New York: Global warming.
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New York: I am not gay! Stop saying that!
Massachusetts: You're currently sitting on California's lap.
New York:
New York: He's warm.
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California: What'll make you feel better?
New York: [shrugs]
California: Do you want a cookie?
New York: [nods]
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Alabama: Making my way downtown.
Alabama: Walking fast.
Indiana: Hey Bama, wait up!
Alabama: Walking faster.
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Illinois: I made tea.
Missouri: I don't want tea.
Illinois: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Missouri: Then why did you tell me?
Illinois: It's a conversation starter.
Missouri: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Illinois: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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California: Who ate my fries?
California: I'm gonna fucking ki-
Washington: [nervous] I did,
California: -kiss you and buy you some more. You haven't been eating enough, babe.
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DC: Take off your sunglasses.
Florida: [takes off his sunglasses, revealing a slightly smaller pair of sunglasses] I can do this six more times.
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