Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

30 [Keralis Edition]

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Keralis: I'm going to go to bed don't do murders.

Cleo: Okay Keralis, we won't kill anyone.

Bdubs: Fine.

Biffa: I'M GONNA BURN DOWN A FOREST!

Keralis: Technically not murder, I'll allow it.

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Keralis: I care about you

X, smiling: I care about you more

Keralis: don't start a fight you won't fucking win, Void

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Stress: I can't believe those guys tried to stab me!

Keralis: You can respawn. You were fine.

Stress: I have feelings, Keralis!

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Keralis: I'm going out.

Cub: don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Keralis: like what? get laid?

*later*

Scar: why is Cub in the corner all sad?

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Impulse: Keralis, I told you to stop doing that with the knives.

Keralis, with knives taped to his knuckles: But Wolverine has-

Impulse: I said stop.

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Grian: Did you know that when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died.

Keralis: That fact just messed me up.

Etho: It's actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks awake to make sure you're still alive.

Keralis: I don't know which one is worse!

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Keralis: I want to be a bartender.

Tfc: Guys named Bart, look out.

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Keralis: If your arm got cut off, would it hurt??

xB: Yeah.

Keralis: How?

Wels: Cause...your arm got cut off.

Keralis: But where are you gonna feel the pain???

Wels: On your...arm...?

Keralis: How are you gonna feel the pain in your arm...

xB, Keralis, and Wels, simultaneously: -if your arm is gone.

Doc, oiling his robotic arm on the other side of the room: You guys are idiots.

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False: Has anyone ever told you you're really annoying?

Keralis: N-no?

False: Good, I'm not in the mood to murder anyone today.