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X: We live in a world where you can buy 100 ladybugs online for £5.00....
X: What a time to be alive!
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Jevin: Why are you up? You should have gone to sleep at 10pm to get an optimal amount of sleep!
Wels: *sat on the counter eating cake mix* man it's a good thing time is a social construct.
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Stress: Say no to drugs!
Cleo: Say yes to drugs!
False: It doesn't matter what you say to drugs.
False: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're probably on drugs.
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Hypno: *Staring into the distance* Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
xB: Sure they are.
Hypno: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
xB: Okay...
Hypno: Lasagne is just spaghetti flavoured cake.
xB: ...
Hypno: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
xB: *crying* Hypno, please stop!
Beef: *facinated* no, continue, please!I
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Grian: I'm gonna play a song for you all!
Grian: it's called 'My life so far.'
Grian: *slams random piano keys* AAAAAAAAAAAA
Grian: alright and the next one-
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Doc: Fine. I'll apologise.
Doc: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.---
Ren: What was that?
Doc: Remorse code.
Ren: See now I'm just even angrier.
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Mumbo: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray from the rule book?
Keralis: I'm suggesting that it's unlikely that you own a copy of the rule book and if you do, it has certainly never been opened.
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Tango: I've poisoned one of our glasses but I can't remember which one.
Zed: The way this date is going, I hope it's mine.
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Scar: Shut up! I'm trying to do a ritual over here!
Scar: *a few seconds later* I'm done! I have successfully turned all the snakes gay.
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Cub: How are you writing this essay if you haven't read the book?
Etho: Wikipedia and hope.
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Impulse: You shouldn't insult people weaker than you.
Iskall: But then I'd never get to insult anyone!
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Bdubs: They shouldn't say that it's an all you can eat if they don't mean it!
Joe: You ate a chair.
Bdubs: So?
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Biffa: HeY TfC! I MiXeD rEdBuLl WiTh CoFfEe AnD nOw I cAn HeAr CoLoUrS.
Tfc: I am deeply concerned...
Ex: HeY TfC! Do YoU wAnT sOmE cOfFeE? bIfFA mAdE iT!
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Hels: Hey Badtimes? I ate Grian's chocolate how long do you think I'll live?
BadTimes: 10...
Hels: 10 what?
BadTimes: 9
Hels: Wait-
BadTimes: 8
Hels: Oh god...
Grian: *appears behind Hels* 7-
Hels: AAAHH
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Stress: remember what I taught you Ex, the quickest way to a man's heart is...?
Ex: through the fourth and fifth rib!
Stress: ...I give up.
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Mumbo: I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.
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Keralis: Have you ever realized that Z is just a sideways N?
Bdubs: it's 2 am. Stop.
Keralis: the word nun is just the letter n doing a cartweel.
Bdubs: I'm going to murder you.
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Doc: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick.
Doc: It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Tfc: Spear.
Doc: Blocked.
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Impulse: oh my god this coffee is so fucking good I can think so clearly right now oh my god I could probably do a math problem rn
Cleo: Correctly?
Impulse, vibrating: I don't know-
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Today's Question:
You get sent to an anime of your choice, which anime is it and what do you do?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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