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Ren: Doc has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Etho: That can't be true!
Ren: Watch this.
Ren: Hey Doc, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Doc: *Throws himself out a window*
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True: Hey-
Stress: Die.
True: What did I do to you-
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BadTimes: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Joe: What changed your mind?
BadTimes: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.
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NPG, grinning: Before you were what?
False: Before I was-
NPG: What?
False: Before I was inter-
NPG: Before you were interrupted?
False: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
NPG: What?
False: *makes frustrated sound*
xB, nervously: Stop that. Before she kills you.
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Bdubs: Anyone d-
Scar: Depressed?
Doc: Drained?
Tango: Dumb?
Mumbo: Disliked?
Bdubs: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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Wels: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Iskall: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Wels: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Iskall:
Iskall: Do we need to send you to a therapist again.
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Jevin: Where are your parents?
Grian: What are parents?
Jevin: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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Hels: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.
Hels: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Tfc: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Zed: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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Gem: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Hypno: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?
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Cleo: Hey, Imp you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Impulse: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Cleo: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Biffa: That is the worst response to that question.
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Cub: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Pearl: Is it going to do something?
X: Yes.
Pearl: Should I be farther away?
X: Probably.
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Keralis: When I was your age-
Beef, mocking Keralis: When I was your height.
Keralis:
Keralis: Listen here, you little shit-
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Grian: Are you mad?
Ex: No.
Grian: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Ex: Obviously.
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Today's Question:
You can change your birthday to any date of the year, what date do you change it to and why?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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