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Doc: How drunk was I last night?
Beef: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water
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Impulse: *holds the door open for Zed* After you
Zed: No, after you
Impulse: I insist, after you
Tango: *pushes past both of them* After me
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X: How much did you spend on this date?
Wels: £400, but it's all on credit cards so it's £5 a month for the next 80 years
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Ex: Are you in love with Hels?
BadTimes: No.
Ex: Then why do you keep writing B+H everywhere?
BadTimes: ...It stands for ...bitterness and hatred!
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TFC: I don't have a favourite hermit.
TFC: They all annoy me equally.
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Cleo: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter a.
Joe: You thought you did something here, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the English lexicon.
Cleo: wtf Joe
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X: *banging on the door* Open up!
Ex: It all started when I was a kid...
Mumbo: No, he meant-
X: Shh, let them finish.
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Stress: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl!
Ren: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. Even Doc couldn't fight in that dress.
Doc: No, but I would make a ravishing bride tho.
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Scar: Tale as old as time~
Zed: Memes as old as vine~
Grian: Beauty and the-
Tango: YEET!
Impulse: ...Why did I sign up for this?
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Keralis: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Bdubs: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Jevin: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Biffa: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Wels: I TRIED TO STOP YOU DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Hels: Pass me the pepper.
Wels: What's the magic word?
Hels: et transite vobis, impetibili mihi piperis-
X: Just take it! Omg!
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Hypno: Hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
xB: You are a hazard to society.
Etho: And a coward, do twenty.
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Grian: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Doc: Ok but in my defense Ren bet me 15 diamonds I couldn't drink all that bleach.
Grian: That's not what I wanted-
Grian: You drank bleach!?
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Iskall: What's it like dating Doc?
Ren: One time I asked him for a glass of water when he was mad at me.
Ren: He brought me a glass of ice and said 'wait.'
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Bdubs: Here you go Doc! A nice hot cup of coffee!
Doc: This is cold.
Bdubs: A nice cup of coffee.
Doc: It's horrible.
Bdubs: A cup of coffee...
Doc: Is this even coffee?
Bdubs: Cup.
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Mumbo: I'm the most responsible person in this group!
Iskall: You just set our base on fire.
Mumbo: And I take full responsibility for that!
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I hope you enjoyed the second chapter of incorrect quotes! Until then, bye! ~Mors
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
