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Mumbo: Gri, who's most likely to kill me?
Jev: Mumbo that's a sensitive topic for us to discuss in the middle of dinner.
Grian: *not missing a beat* yourself.
BadTimes: Well at least it ain't one of us...
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Hermits: *playing with a Ouija board*
Zed: Are there any dead people with us?
Ouija board: YES
Iskall: It's not funny, Tango!
Tango: But there are dead people with you.
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Ren: Who broke the toaster?
Tfc: It was Cleo.
Scar: It was Cleo.
Cub: Cleo broke it.
Cleo: ...yOU PROMISED-
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Gem: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would.
Pearl: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will, coward.
Impulse: "I'm the bigger person" I'm not. Give me the sword, bitch.
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Etho: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Hels: Yeah-
Biffa: *kicks in the door*
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Bdubs: I'm ruining your reputation, aren't I?
X: Don't worry, I've been trying to ruin my reputation for years. Maybe after this, influential families will stop trying to catapult their unwed daughters over my fence.
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NPG: Hey your friend Ex is cute.
xB: *glares*
NPG: It was a joke.
*years later*
xB giving his best man speech: And then they told me it was a joke.
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*In chat*
Hypno: i fell
Doc: from heaven? ofc you're an angel
Hypno: no i literally fell
Doc: in love with me? you have horrible taste
Hypno: Doc i think i broke my arm
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Beef: This is what you wanted my credit card for?
Stress, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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False: *sneezes*
Wels from behind the wall: bless you
False: God?
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True: How is everyone doing?
Keralis: Well I'm breathing
Joe: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Keralis: Well it's better than Ex anyways
Ex: [hyperventilating] honestly fuck you
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Today's Question:
What is the weirdest fanfic you've read?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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