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Zed: Why would I fuck a devil?
Zed: It's simple - the status. Imagine when we all die in some tragic accident, arriving at the gates of hell, all the other souls are scared to death, and I, meanwhile, simply walk into the arms of my sugar devil. Legendary
Iskall: It's 2 am-
Hels: No, no, he has a point
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BadTimes: one year older, one year closer to the grave
Tfc: lighten up, emo. we brought cake
BadTimes: I do like cake
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Jevin, looking at a bunch of Watchers: How are we gonna get past them without a fight?
xB: I'll tell you how we'll do it.
xB, looking at the ceiling: The vents.
Jevin: Ah, blast the AC, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
xB: No, we're gonna climb through them.
Jevin: Even better. Classic use of vents.
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Ex: Fuck the rich.
Mumbo, self-proclaimed 'richest': Please don't.
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Impulse: I'm over this.
Cub: Over what?
Impulse: All of it.
Cub: ...Can you be more specific?
Impulse: Specifically everything.
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Xisuma: It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and that's why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass
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Beef: I survived a damn war! what have you done with your life!?
Scar: have you ever eaten a tidepod? AND SURVIVED?
Beef: WHAT THE HELL IS A TIDEPOD- are you doing drugs????
Grian: I WAS THROWIN UP BUBBLES AND SHIT BRO MY INTESTINES WERE SQUEAKY CLEAN
Scar, in utter shock: wait you actually ate one??
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Stress: *sneezes*
Ren, invisible: bless you
Stress: God?
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False: I have a complicated relationship with sleep. By which I mean if I ever meet its god I can and will make them fear me so much they never come near me again.
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True: BadTimes doesn't know we're here so he's singing loudly in the shower and it's so cute.
Hypno: He sucks. But it's adorable.
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Joe, being blindfolded: Ooh, did you set up a piñata?
Biffa: Nope.
Joe: Blindfold Challenge a guide dogs foundation?
Biffa: Nope.
Joe: ... Am I being executed?
Wels: Oh my god, just let him go!
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Gemini: Just be yourself.
NPG: Really? Gem, I have one day to win over Ex's parents.
NPG: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Keralis: Couple of weeks.
Bdubs: Six months.
Tango: Jury's still out.
NPG: See Gem? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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Doc: Imagine stabbing someone with really hot knifes.
Etho: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Cleo: if you want information it is
Pearl: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Today's Question:
How long have you been watching Hermitcraft?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I recently made a book about the AU used in both this book and my oneshot book. It's nowhere near complete but I'd appreciate it if you checked it out! Until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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