Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

80 [False Edition]

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Hypno: I thought this was supposed to be a nice moonlit boat ride.

False: *tossing weighted bodies over the side* it can be two things.

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Gem: You're a monster. You'll never know what true fear feels like.

False: Okay, first of all, have you ever heard Xisuma yell your full name?

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False: You're only dating them to annoy me!

Iskall: No, I'm dating them because they're nice. Annoying you is just an added bonus!

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*texing*

Wels: How's it gaying

Wels: Oops *going

False: It's good over queer

False: *here

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Joe: That was my sarcastic voice.

False: It was very similar to your normal voice

Joe: I've been told that.

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Bdubs: What did I do to upset you?

False: I don't know what you mean.

Bdubs, pointing at all his stuff that has been moved to the highest shelf: I'm not dumb.

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Doc: This is the worst thing you've ever done

False: You know, people say that so much it's lost all its meaning.

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Tango: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

False: You don't say.

Tango: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?

False: Heinous.

Cub: Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.

False: You guys think we should change the name?

Cub: Yes, I do. How about, inadvertent life-ending?

Jevin: Unintentional snuff-out?

Ren: How about, I can't believe it's not murder?

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Tfc: I think I'm going to have a peaceful, relaxing day today

False: The fuck you will lol

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False: On all levels except physical, I am a Victorian dandy flinging myself dramatically into the river

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False: You know what they say: go big or go home!

Cleo: I'm begging you, False, for once in your life, PLEASE go home