Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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X: Whoever can make Ex fall asleep first will win 100 dollars.

Grian, holding a frying pan: Where are they?

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Ren: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one dollar because you're all I think about.

Iskall, voice cracking: Have fun being broke, idiot.

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Keralis: I have an excellent gaydar. I can determine whether someone is gay or not with just a glance.

Bdubs: I've been in love with you for years.

Keralis: You what?

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Beef: Etho, you know xB will never agree to this plan.

Etho: Sure he will!

Beef: I've already asked him three times, he won't do it

Etho: Let me try

Etho: *walks up to xB* Can we-

xB: yes.

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Hypno: Jevin, I said you could invite one friend to the party. ONE.

Jevin: They're siblings. They come as a package.

Hels, trying to kill Wels in the background: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT PATCHES?! SAY IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW

Hypno:

Jevin: They would die for each other

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Tfc: What are you drinking?

Impulse: Tea.

Tfc, doubtfully: What kind of tea?

Impulse: Tea...quila

Tfc: Impulse we've talked about this

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xB: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Wels: If I die, I'm gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

xB: If?

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False, with a bowl of popcorn in her hands: You know, sometimes when I get bored, I break something of Cleo's and tell her Joe did it.

Stress: Why would that make you less bored?

Cleo, from across the base: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS JOE!

False: Great, the show's about to start.

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X: Have fun on your trip. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Ex: I thought you said to have fun

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Biffa: I hate when Hels says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...

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Cub: A person doesn't dye their hair that colour unless they have psychological problems.

BadTimes: Hey! My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

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Scar: Just ask Gri out already. The worst he can say is "no."

Mumbo: Yes, but that would be devastating.

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Doc: I'm not a nerd, I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.

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Zed: Have you tortured any useful information out of the prisoners yet?

Tango: Not yet.

Zed: Well, keep trying. And could someone mop this blood up? Someone could slip!

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Joe: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Cleo: Literally all the time!?

Joe: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Ex: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Hels: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Wels: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Today's Question:

What is your prediction for 2021?

I hope that you enjoyed this chapter. I'll see you in the next one, bye! ~Mors