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Tango: we have Mumbo Jumbo.
Impulse: please, put him on the comm.
Tango: go ahead, you're on speaker.
Impulse: again, Mumbo?
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Pearl: If you're going to talk shit about me, the least you can do is invite me along.
Pearl: I hate that moron too.
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Beef: Me and Joe go through your stuff all the time. Why do you keep bread in the freezer
Joe: And why does the mirror say "You're special" when you fog it up?
Tfc: I don't have to answer- YOU TOOK A SHOWER???
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Zed: Who hurt you?
Etho: me bitch i make bad decisions because im stupid
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Wels: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Grian: Even better!
Wels: What did you-
Grian, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy.
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Keralis: Good job setting up the tent.
Cub: AHEM.
Keralis: *Sighs* Boneless hotel.
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Hypno: You wanna know what these muscles are for?
Iskall: What?
Hypno: Holding puppies.
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Bdubs, stressed: Why do i feel like i left something important?
Stress, equally stressed: I don't know, i can't remember.
*meanwhile*
Hels, sitting in the dark with nothing but a stray cat it found and a light-up princess bag: this is fine.
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Scar: Did you know that when Netflix started, they used to send you DVDs.
Biffa, in an old person voice: You know, back in my day the internet used to come in the mail.
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X: What became more clear as you got older?
Ex: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
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True: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
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BadTimes: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Cleo: You're weird and quiet around me.
BadTimes: Yes.
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xB: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Mumbo: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Jevin: College dropouts?
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Gem: I love murder mysteries!
NPG, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in twenty-eight murder cases.
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*on April 1st*
Doc walking into the kitchen and seeing all their lemons and limes peeled: Person A, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Ren, sipping coffee: Enjoy! :)
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Cub: Define "dream".
False: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
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Today's Question:
What is something you don't currently do, but would love to do if the opportunity was presented to you?
I hope you enjoyed today's chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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