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Mumbo: I want a bf.
Cub: do you mean best friend, boyfriend, or bread feast? because you're being really vague here.
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Mumbo: It's pretty dark in here.
Ren:
Mumbo: I'm not scared or anything.
Ren:
Mumbo: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me.
Ren: Mumbo, do you want me to hold your hand?
Mumbo *softly*: Yes, please.
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Xisuma, teaching Mumbo to hold a guitar: Carry it gently, like a child. Now, you want to hold it by the neck...
Mumbo: Like a child, hold it by the neck!
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Mumbo: What is wrong with you?
BadTimes: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Mumbo, first joining hermitcraft: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Keralis: You're like 15 years old
Mumbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Mumbo: You're violent.
False: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Tfc: Hypno proposed a riddle inquiring why the number six fears the number seven. I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.
Mumbo: It's because seven ate nine.
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Mumbo: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm queer, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
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Iskall: Life is meaningless, what is even the point?
Mumbo: What happened?
Joe: We didn't stop at McDonald's.
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Mumbo: What do I get?
Ex: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death
Mumbo: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one
Ex: It won't be you
Mumbo: I'll get my coat
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Gem: Mumbo, we need to talk about your last will
Mumbo: What about it?
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
