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Hels: Wels, why are you looking at me through a fork?
Wels: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Hels:....
Wels: It's spiritually healing.
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Zed [trying to flirt]: Are you taken?
Wels: Uh... only for granted.
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Wels: Careful, if you keep being so sweet people are going to start thinking you're in love with me.
xB: What could I ever have possibly done to make you think I'm not?
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Wels: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.
X: This is a prison cell.
Wels: I was being sarcastic. Help me find a way out of here.
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Grian: Wels do you have suicidal thoughts?
Wels: Yeah, but only like, the normal amount.
Grian:
Wels:
Grian: THE NORMAL AMOUNT IS FUCKING ZERO-
Wels:
Grian:
Wels: That can't be right.
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Stress: Are you high?
Wels: Am I what now?
Stress: High
Wels: Hello
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Mumbo: I've heard you're really cute when you're angry.
Wels: Yeah? Well in that case, I'm about to become real fucking adorable.
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Ren: Wels? Can I get some dating advice?
Wels: Just because I'm with Jev doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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False: HELP! I TOLD CLEO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Wels, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Iskall: According to a scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.
Wels: They obviously haven't seen my patience.
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Wels: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
