Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Jevin: I want to be as cool as Hels.

False: I once saw it drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes.

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Impulse: I'm never donating blood again. The second you walk in the door it's just questions. Like "Where did you get it?" and "Why is it in a bucket?"

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Stress: It's family moments like these I will never forget

Zed: With a good therapist, hopefully I will

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Hypno: Wels says he'll be here in twenty minutes, which means we have at least an hour.

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xB: *sees a ladybug whilst gardening* 

xB: *tips hat* ma'am

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Tfc: Oh, you're still alive. 

Pearl: Don't sound so disappointed, I might think you don't like me.

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Bdubs: Is Etho dead?

Tango: We can only hope.

Etho: I'M STILL ALIVE.

Tango: We didn't hope hard enough. We'll get 'em next time, boys.

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Mumbo: What makes life so difficult?

Grian: People.

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BadTimes: If you choke on water, you fail at two of the most basic tasks, drinking and breathing.

Beef, coughing: Shut up, I'm trying my best.

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Joe: Chosen Family, noun: people you enjoy being annoyed by.

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X: Are you okay?

Wels: What is... "okay"?

X: Maybe get some rest?

Wels: My resting heartrate registers as a panic attack.

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Gemini: You wanna know what's crazy?

Keralis: What?

Gemini: My heart is beating so fast right now.

Keralis, blushing: Why?

Gemini: There's a cockroach near your foot.

Keralis: *jumps into mid-air*

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Biffa: Why don't you let people see the good in you?

Hels: Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.

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Cub: Guys, why are you awake? And what's going on?

Ex: It's 3 a.m. in the morning and Grian is having a meeting with watermelons. We're here to see the drama unfold.

Cub: *takes a seat and grabs a handful of Ex's popcorn* Don't mind if I join in.

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Doc: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Cleo: Murder?

Doc: An accident.

Cleo: Oh, that's how I'm going to make it look.

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Scar: Isk, please calm down.

Iskall: I asked for two large fries!

Iskall: *dumps fries onto table*

Iskall: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

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Ren: Only 2 things I know about Albuquerque: Bugs Bunny shoulda taken a left turn there, and gimme 100 tries, I'll never be able to spell it.

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Bdubs, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out here, isn't it?

Keralis: Other side, Bubbles.

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Ex: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel

X: an optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel!

Wels: a realist sees a train

Hels: the train driver sees three people standing on the tracks

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Impulse: *throws Pearl at Grian*

Impulse: REFUND!

Grian: *wheezing trying to get up* WHAT THE FUCK IMPULSE!? 

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Jevin: Are you familiar with the laws of physics?

Doc: I've broken them all, so yeah.

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Scar: Alright, usual formation.

Ren: What's the usual formation?

Scar: Varies.

Ren: How can the usual formation vary?

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Joe: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Cleo: I wrote you a poem.

Joe, already crying: You did?

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Mumbo: Damn, you know you've finally made it in life when you see pictures of your face everywhere you go.

xB: ...

xB: Mumbo, those are FBI Most Wanted posters...

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Today's Question:

What pronouns/neopronouns do you use?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors