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Scar: Are you ready to commit?

Zed: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Iskall: I CAN'T DO IT!

Keralis, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Iskall: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Doc: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Iskall:

Iskall: I appreciate it,

Iskall: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

xB: Iskall-

Iskall: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Xisuma: Isk we gotta-

Iskall: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Iskall: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Iskall, motioning to Bdubs: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Mumbo: Why is BadTimes crying on the floor?

Jevin: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Mumbo: And?

Jevin: They got Scar.

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NPG: *dies*

EX: Timer starts now! When is it coming back? I say two months!

Pearl: Bullshit. One month.

True: Nah, half a month.

Stress: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NPG JUST DIED!

Tango: One week.

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Grian: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!

Ren: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Cleo: More or less, I guess...

Beef: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

Hels: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.

Etho: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Wels: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.

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Joe: You need to be more careful!

False, who was dragged into Joe's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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BadTimes, to the Squad: I'd die for you.

Hypno: Then perish.

Tfc: You will.

Bdubs: Please don't.

Impulse: Cool.

Cub: I'd die for you first.

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NPG, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

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Biffa: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!

Gen: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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Today's Question:

What concepts would you like to see in the next life series?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors

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