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Joe: Is this how you imagined your lifes would go?
Stress: Yes.
Beef: Pretty much.
Doc: To be fair, we were very depressed children.
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Keralis: You do realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with Jev?
Wels: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it?
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Pearl: Shut up you're not a person, you're a testicle.
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Mumbo: I made a playlist for hiking.
Cub: Really?
Mumbo: It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem
Mumbo: I call it my Trail Mix
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Iskall: I have a new hoodie.
Etho: Wrong.
Etho: We have a new hoodie.
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Ex: Suma, I'm not goofing around.
X: I don't ever think you're goofing intentionally. It's just your true self coming through.
Ex: Don't you think it's sort of endearing tho?
X: No.
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True: go big or go home!
Hypno, curled up on the floor in tears: I am begging you True. For once in your life, please, go home. Just this once. Go home
True, whispering: I'm going big
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Bdubs: How do you make a date more romantic?
Gem: Try being more mysterious.
[Later]
Ren: Where are we going?
Bdubs: None of your fucking business.
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Hels: Are you flirting with me?
Grian: Have been since we met, but thanks for noticing.
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Tfc: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
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Cleo: Am I going too far?
Zed: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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BadTimes: You're doing great, Exy!
Biffa: No you're not.
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Impulse: When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life
Impulse: Now that I am older I know that it is
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Scar: Listen, I can explain...
False: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
xB: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
NPG: You guys are getting paid?
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Tango: We all learn from our mistakes.
Jevin: Then you should be a genius by now.
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Today's question:
On a scale from one to ten, how many ups can go left when the sky is a potato?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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