|=====|=====|
Zed: Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen?
Kerails: Why? Are you hurt? Is everything okay?
Zed: I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now.
Keralis:
Zed:
Keralis: Yeah sure, come here.
|=====|=====|
Hypno: I stole three of my neighbours tires successfully when I was, like, 10
Scar: Only three?
Hypno: Caught me on the fourth. Hit him with the tire iron and ran
|=====|=====|
Cub: *throws himself down the stairs*
Jevin, watching from the top: do a backflip next time.
|=====|=====|
True, reading: hmm queer coding
Biffa, working on his programming: well. trying to.
|=====|=====|
Gem: *takes a bite* Amazing.
xB: The food?
Gem: No, my patience for your cooking skills.
|=====|=====|
Beef: Here you go, False. *Gives picture*
False: What's this?
Beef: Evidence. I killed someone and hid the body
False: So?
Beef: It was a guy selling kids
False: I'll be sure to put it on the board
|=====|=====|
Tango: Well, in the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done".
Etho: That's "Macbeth", you know-nothing twit!
|=====|=====|
Stress: How long have you been standing there?
Xisuma: Don't try that! You know the concept of time confuses me.
|=====|=====|
Iskall: [tackles Mumbo]
Mumbo: What was that for?
Iskall: Because I missed you.
Mumbo: Aw! I missed you too.
NPG: [kicks Mumbo]
Mumbo: Ow! What was that for?
NPG: Not showing up fast enough.
|=====|=====|
Ren: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Joe, knowing exactly what he's on about: Because your toast would get soggy!
|=====|=====|
Impulse: Can you tuck me in?
Pearl: ??
Pearl: You handed me a shovel?
Impulse: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
|=====|=====|
Hels: You don't think I'm a geek?
Wels: Of course not.
Hels: You think I'm cool?
Wels: Of course not.
|=====|=====|
Ex: it costs $400 to go see a therapist; it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes
BadTimes: *softly*no
|=====|=====|
Doc: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later
|=====|=====|
Cleo: you're pretty
Bdubs: you're prettier
Cleo: no, YOU're prettier
Bdubs: no, YOU-
Tfc: suck it up, you're both ugly
|=====|=====|
Grian: I have an idea!
Cub: a good idea?
Grian: hey now! Let's not get ahead of ourselves
|=====|=====|
Zed: I had a stalker while on a trip in Spain last year. She stood outside my apartment every day for weeks, all day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back.
|=====|=====|
Today's Question:
Which mob did you vote for/ would you have voted for?
Sorry about the prolonged absence, my mental health died lol. Things should basically back to normal now :) I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
YOU ARE READING
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
