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True: Where the devil is BadTimes?
Zed: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?
Pearl: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Hels: Are you laughing at that video of Grian and Doc fighting?
X: No.
X: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Biffa: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Impulse: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Scar: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Doc: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Tango, watching Keralis and Iskall fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Etho, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Hypno: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Keralis: Etho.
Iskall: Etho.
Etho: Me.
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Ren, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Jevin: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
Grian, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.
Jevin: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
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Cleo: Adulting is hard.
Cleo: How do I quit?
Stress: Time travel.
Bdubs: Die.
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BadTimes: Guys, Scar is missing.
Tfc: Good
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Beef, about Ex: xB, they're an asshole! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!
xB: Some of those stabbings were accidental!
Beef:
Ex: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental
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NPG & Gem:*Playing video games*
Joe: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
NPG: *silence*
Gem: *silence*
Joe: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
NPG & Gem in shame: Yeah...
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Cub: Wels, what are you doing?
Wels: Making chocolate pudding.
Cub: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Wels: Because I've lost control of my life.
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Mumbo: Please pray for NPG.
False: What happened to him?
Mumbo: Nothing, it's just very stupid.
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Today's question:
If up is left, and the book is a lemon, how many backflips can a cat do backwards?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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