Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Scar: I think turtles are a big threat to our national security.

Tfc: May I ask why?

Scar: no.

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Hypno: Out of curiosity, what number am I on your speed dial?

Wels: 7.

Hypno: who's 6?

Wels: Chinese take-out.

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Stress: I'm easy-going

Ren: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler

Stress: It was off by half a centimetre. It should never have been in circulation

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Zed, in a high voice and holding a Barbie: Hi Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Tango, in a deep voice and holding Ken: Nonsense Barbie. you're staying home and having my kids.

Impulse: What in the world are you two doing?

Zed: Playing systemic oppression.

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Ex: I'm bisectional

Ex: Bilingual

Ex: Ambidextrous

X: Take your time

Ex: Girls. Boys. Nice.

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Bdubs: Do blind people see their dreams?

Keralis: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Doc: Do you two ever shut the fuck up?

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Etho: we need a distraction. 

Grian: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? 

Hels, whispering: my time has come

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BadTimes: So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity.

Biffa: BT, I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning.

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Beef: Why are you looking at me like it's my fault?

Mumbo: Because it is your fault.

Beef: Yeah, you're probably right.

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False: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.

Cleo: I did! I named him Phantom. He likes fruit loops.

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Iskall: Don't tell me you two tried to destroy the server over  petty rivalries.

Hels:

Ex:

Jevin: Well?

Hels: You told us not to tell you, so we aren't.

Ex: Mhm mhm.

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Cub: *gives a list of rules* *pauses* Where are X and Joe?

xB: Breaking rules 1 through 3.

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Waiter: I'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined

Joe: Run it again

Waiter: I ran it three times

Joe, to Cleo: This is so embarrassing. Do you mind taking care of it?

Cleo: No problem! [grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close] He said run it again

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Grian: Yeah, I guess you could say that Scar and I have that kind of chemistry where you finish each other's

Scar: Sentences.

Grian: Don't interrupt me

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Keralis: Why is Bdubs so sad?

Ren: He took one of those "Which Hermit Are You?" quizzes.

Keralis: And...?

Ren: He got Doc.

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Hypno: This week's safety briefing--

Hypno, looking at Biffa & Ex: Don't subtract from the population

Hypno, looking at Grian: Don't end up in the hospital, newspaper or jail

Hypno, looking at Wels: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly

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Iskall: if I had a nickel for every time I fell for one of Grian's panic room traps

Iskall: id have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice

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Grian: Okay so I'll go first for two truths and a lie! My hair is sandy blond, my eyes are grey, and I once went to high school full of psychopaths and got stabbed more than once!

Ex: well obviously it's the last one.

Mumbo: Ex.. Grian's eyes are black.

Ex:

Ex: GriaN YOU WHA T

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Impulse: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn't try again

Xb, reading: 'Ren tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command'

Impulse: It works like a charm but makes everyone uncomfortable

Xb: 'Etho improvises a breakdancing number', 'Stress pretends to be a school counselor'

Xb:

Xb: This just reads 'Throw Grian at enemies like a cat'

Impulse: Oh, no, that one works every time. Put it in the 'to do' pile

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~???