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Cleo: you're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
Stress: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Cleo: absolutely not
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Grian: stop being so mean to me or I swear I'm gonna fall in love with you
Scar: not if I fall in love with you first!
Grian: is that a challenge?!
Cleo: I am begging you two to stop
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Cleo: What are you writing?
Ex: The others want to know what kind of crimes we plan to commit. I'm letting them know it's private information
Cleo: [Peering over Ex's shoulder] That just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy
Ex: Mhm
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Cleo: Allow me to de-introduce myself.
Cleo: My name is [REDACTED].
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Cleo: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Pouring water in your socks!
TFC: Why would we do that?
Cleo: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
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Cleo: I'm having one of those things... a headache with a picture...
Jevin: what the fuck
Hypno: she's having an idea
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[Cleo trying to sneak out of Joe's base in a huge coat]
Joe: What's in the coat, Cleo?
Cleo: Uh-
Cleo: Drugs.
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Cleo, mockingly: Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?
Bdubs: Well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and, uh...
Cleo: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll never bother you again
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Therapist: what do we say when life disappoints us?
Cleo: called it
Therapist: no
X: It is what it is
Therapist: definitely not
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Cleo: I'm kind of befriending someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because I don't think you're going to like it
Hels: Just rip the bandage off.
Cleo: Her name's Carol.
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
