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Stress: *googling* What to do if a snake bites you?
Google: Elevate and apply pressure.
Stress: *lifting the snake up high* Apologize or else.
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Tango: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Keralis: Nope, absolutely not.
Bdubs: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Hypno: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Ren: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Zed: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Cleo: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Wels: How am I supposed to know?
Cleo: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Wels: *sighs*
Wels: You wouldn't be trapped.
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BadTimes: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Etho: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Jevin: Theft.
Hels: Disturbing the peace.
True: Aggravated assault.
Tfc: Arson.
Ex: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Gem: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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Joe: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Joe Hills Jr.
X: But who comes up when you look up Joe Hills on Google?
Beef: That's what I thought!
Iskall: One Joe to rule them all!
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*Hermits reactions to being told they're the chosen one*
Pearl: I will not let you down.
Cub: Sounds fun.
False: K.
NPG: No, I'm fucking not.
Grian: Do I have to be?
Mumbo: Please god, I am so tired.
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Doc: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Impulse: Awww, no, you haven't!
Doc: So why do you keep cooking?
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Scar: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.
BadTimes, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Biffa, texting xB: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
xB′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.
*Later*
xB, texting back: Fuck you.
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Impulse: When's the last time you slept?
Zed: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Impulse: A few- how many?!
Zed: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Impulse: What you need is sleep!
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Today's Question:
Where do you think I'm from?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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