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Joe: Hello, Scar. What are you up to?
Scar: (laying in the sun) Nothing.
Joe: Nothing at all?
Scar: Nope.
Joe: (laying down beside him) I'll help.
Scar: Please do.
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True: One time Ex and NPG were having a heated argument and Ex took NPG's Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and NPG looked them dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player
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xB: Not to brag or anything but there's no limit to the amount of grudges I can hold
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Ren: I have just returned from meditation. Could we relax for a moment?
Cleo: No. Peace is over.
Cleo: I have a lot of shit to talk.
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Hels: *to Wels* All I ever wanted was you! Well, you and world domination
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Doc: Hey, where's the sewing box?
X: Look for it.
Doc: I asked for the sewing box, not an attitude.
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Zed: why is Ex crying on the floor?
NPG: they're drunk
Zed: and?
NPG: they saw a picture of my husband
Zed: but they're your husband
NPG: well i know that. they've apparently forgotten what they look like
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BadTimes: We're here a little early, don't you think?
Pearl: No, we're with the band. We're the roadies and the sound crew and I'm advising on makeup for Impulse and I'm the keeper of X's sandwich and thermos. So we're busy backstage-type people.
BadTimes: We're early.
Pearl: Come on, get into the spirit of things.
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Beef: look at this sticker I just got!!
Beef, peeling it off: I'm putting it on my water bottle :)
Cub: imagine being emotionally stable enough to immediately use a sticker instead of being so indecisive that you just save it and find it in the bottom of a bag years later
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Wels: The risk we took was carefully calculated
Stress: WE ALMOST DIED
Wels: I never said I was good at math
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False: Quiet down small man
Iskall: Gender
Mumbo: I own three pairs of crocs
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Keralis: i am not going back to that prison
Bdubs: why not?
Keralis: um
Keralis: the.. prison??? part???
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Ex: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Tfc: Unless you're home alone.
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Jevin: so Grian taught NPG to say behold instead of look. Now whenever it sees something they also want someone else to see he'll point and say "Hey, behold"
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Tango: are we there yet?
Biffa: we get there when we get there!
Biffa: *yelling out the window*
Biffa: HOW YA DOING FUCKFACE!?
Etho: *strapped on the car's roof*
Etho: DO I HAVE TO ANSWER?!
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Impulse: I'm going to boil your nose!
Pearl: Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna grate your eyes!
Impulse: I hope worms crawl through your ears!
Pearl: how about I stab your tongue so you shut up?
Gem: what... what's going on?
Grian: they had a fight but X banned them from swearing in front of Hypno
Hypno: I am just following them around wherever they go so they have to continue fighting like this
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Today's Question:
What is your favourite Hermitcraft season?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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