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Beef: Is there anything we can do?
Etho: Well there is one thing, but it's terribly dangerous and practically illegal. So you've come to the right place!
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Zedaph, after eating an eraser: MY LIFE HAS BEEN COMPLETE!
Impulse: Um... Zed are you ok?
Tango, eating his third eraser: He's fine. The shock wears off eventually.
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Grian: Do you miss being on Doc's team?
Ren: No.
Grian: Why not?
Ren: Have you ever been on Doc's team?
Doc, to Scar: FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! IT MEANS MORE FAST!!
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X: Team ZIT share a braincell. Luckily, it's normally Impulse that has it.
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Impulse: X, WE GOT A CODE RED!
Grian: What's a code red?
X: It means Zed has the braincell.
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Hels: *default dances over Wels' corpse* lol get rekt
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Ex: Did I go too far?
X: No, you went too far seven hours ago. You're going to jail.
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Doc: Ren texted me "your hot"
Doc: I replied "YOU'RE hot"
Doc: Now he likes me, we have been on three dates.
Doc: All I did was point out a typo.
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Wels: What's for dinner?
Jevin: Tonight I'm serving... Looks!
Biffa, banging his fist on the table: WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!!!
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Mumbo: I like your name.
Grian: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
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So... First chapter. Yay. I have no idea what I'm doing! Future chapters are longer, I wrote this one as a short introduction! Until next time, bye! ~Mors
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