titanium - glee

thirty - five ; BISEXUAL

"So, you may be wondering why I've invited you all here," Rosy said to the three sitting across from her on her bed.

"Yeah, duh, I thought you weren't speaking to Berry and Puckerman since they had their little affair." Santana said, causing both Puck and Rachel to glare at her and Rosy to roll her eyes.

"I'm not really speaking to them, technically, but something happened and I don't know what to do." Rosy said and the three looked at her expectantly as she took a deep breath. "I kissed Sam." Rosy blurted out and all three mouths dropped open simultaneously.

"WHAT?" Rachel yelled, recovering first and Rosy winced.

"My ear is right here, Berry." Santana said and Rachel rolled her eyes.

"Oh cry me a river." Rachel said and Santana opened her mouth to retaliate, but Puck cut her off before she could.

"Both of you shut up, I need to hear the story." Puck said and the two girls nodded as they all turned to face Rosy. And so she told them the story of how she had been looking for Mercedes last week in the rain and then he'd come outside and then they were walking together and then he'd said some nice stuff and then kissed her and then she'd kissed him.

"So have you talked to him since then?" Santana asked when Rosy finished, and she shook her head.

"Rosy! He's probably dying to know how you feel and driving himself crazy with the possibilities." Rachel said, but Puck shook his head.

"No, he's not, he's doing something worse, he's assuming that they're just automatically together since they kissed." Puck said and Rachel frowned in confusion.

"Isn't that good? Now they don't have to have the whole awkward conversation about becoming a couple." Rachel said but Puck shook his head again.

"No, it's not good because Rosy doesn't want to date him. Or at least she thinks she doesn't." Puck said, sighing.

"What?" Santana and Rachel yelled at the same time Rosy said, "How did you know that?", causing both girls to look at her in shock.

"You didn't call us here because you actually wanted our advice on what you should do, you had already made your decision and you only invited us so you could be extra sure, but since you invited Santana and Rachel, it means that you're trying to find a way to let him down gently but effectively, if you weren't then you would've just invited one of us, probably Rachel or maybe me, but not Santana since you guys a still kinda new friends." Puck said and the three girls stared at him in shock.

"That was scary." Rosy whispered and Rachel nodded while Puck just shrugged.

"I'm your best friend, Moons, you not talking to me for a few months doesn't change that." Puck said and they locked eyes for a second before Rosy turned back to Santana and Rachel.

"Okay, how am I supposed to let him down gently?" Rosy asked but Rachel held up her hands.

"Wait, wait, wait, why do you even want to let him down to begin with? You like Sam!" Rachel said and Rosy frowned.

"No I don't." Rosy said and Rachel gave her a look.

"Really?" Rachel asked, eyebrows raised and Rosy nodded.

"Yeah."

"Well, first of all, you said the exact same thing last year when you liked Mike. Second of all, we can all see the obvious pining coming from both you and Sam, you two are so into each other and are just too scared to tell each other. And third of all, you literally kissed him Rosy!" Rachel said and Santana nodded along with her.