Sleepy Bois Inc. Angst Oneshots

The Tubbox Part 3

TW: mentions of blood and dismemberment
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Wilbur was confused to say the least. His brother, the acclaimed orphan slayer, had just opted to take care of an orphan by himself, and he didn't kill him on sight.

To say he was happy when Tommy finally arrived with Philza in tow was an understatement. "Where are they?" the winged man asked. He led Phil to the room with the orphan and his brother in it, wondering if Techno had killed the child yet.

When Wil opened the door, he expected there to be blood everywhere and possibly a few body parts. Instead, he walked in on the cutest thing he'd ever seen. Technoblade was cuddling with Tubbo. His arms encased Tubbo close to his chest, and one of his hands was next to his sword handle, a silent warning. Tubbo was holding his bee plush and the potato he got from Techno. Techno's whole body was curled around the child in a protective way.

If Wilbur didn't know Techno better, it would've been adorable. The way his brother was, he was surprised the child was even breathing, let alone doing so within three feet of Techno.

Philza cooed at his son's behavior, and Tommy glanced around to make sure he wasn't going crazy. "You're seeing this, too. Right, Wilby?" Wilbur nodded. "Isn't this insane?"

"I'm not complaining. And at least he's finally getting some sleep," Philza commented. The noise finally woke Techno up, who was a light sleeper anyways. He peeked around his room and remembered there was an orphan next to him. He removed himself from the child's grasp, accidentally waking Tubbo up in the process.

"You didn't see anything," Techno threatened.

Wil laughed. "Who knew the Great Technoblade truly had a soft spot for orphans?"

"I do not!" Now that was the Techno that Wilbur knew quite well.

"Do to!" With all of the yelling, Tubbo started crying again. Philza walked over to pick up the child, but he hugged tight to Technoblade. Wilbur watched as Techno went through the five stages of grief.

"Dad, take it. I don't want it anymore!" Techno yelled, panicking, and the moment was over. The child refused to leave Techno's side, much to Techno's dismay. When Philza tried to approach him again, Tubbo threw the potato at him. It bounced off Phil's chest. It didn't hurt, but he still took a step back anyways.

Tubbo laid back down next to Techno and fell asleep again. Tommy shrugged and got in bed next to the boy. Philza joined them, and Wilbur almost left. Philza called him back. He joined the pile without complaint. Philza wrapped his wings around all of his boys while they cuddled under the wool sheets of Techno's bed.

And so, the Sleepy Bois happily took a nap with their newest family member.
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