FWB|| Klance HS AU✓

Chapter 44: 'Hey, baby'

Lance: im a horrible boyfriend

Keith couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at the text he just received from Lance. What the fuck? What was he talking about? Keith's first thought was that Lance did something terrible to make him think he was a bad boyfriend. That made Keith wonder what in the world Lance could have done, and was it that bad? Then Keith thought that maybe Lance was overthinking again, but that wouldn't make sense. As much as Lance did overthink, he knew he treated Keith right. They both knew that Lance loved Keith unconditionally and would do nearly anything for him. So what the hell was Lance going on about?

Keith: no you're not?

Lance: yes. yes i am
Lance: why are you still with me?

Keith: because i love you?

Lance: THE QUESTION MARK MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE QUESTIONING YOUR LOVE FOR ME

Keith: IM NOT YOU'RE JUST BEING WERID

Lance: AM NOT

Keith: WOULD YOU STOP YELLING AT ME?

Lance: YOU'RE YELLING TOO

Keith: stop being a cHiLd and tell me what the fuck youre talking about

Lance: im a horrible boyfriend

Keith: what would make you think that?

Lance: ive never taken you on a date
Lance: we've been together for two months and ive never taken you out
Lance: that's disgusting
Lance: very un-boyfriend material right there

Keith: first of all. you are the living definition of boyfriend material
Keith: second. so what if you haven't taken me on a date? we hang out almost every day

Lance: but that's not a date Clem. a date is something special, just the two of us.

Keith: i wouldn't know. ive never been on a date.

Lance: wHAT?????
Lance: not possible. don't believe it.

Keith: you do realize you're my first boyfriend right?
Keith: and you're like the only person attracted to me so

Lance: there are many people attracted to you baby
Lance: ill just beat the shit out of anyone who even calls you cute

Keith: girls included?

Lance: nah. ill just bully them
Lance: or have Pidge fight them. she's mean
Lance: and she ships us really hard. it's a little weird tbh

Keith: so no one's allowed to compliment me?

Lance: nope. only friends and myself
Lance: everyone else can just admire from a distance.
Lance: like a ten foot radius. preferably 20 feet