QUIRKY! Vol. 2 (MHAxReader)

S3 Part 3 - Just A Little Cursed

"Pick up.... pick up," you pleaded to your phone.

You were hiding in the single bathroom inside the karaoke bar, door locked, trying desperately to call your aunt.

"Oh sure... it's only an emergency when you call!" You said. Next on your list was Monarch. Last resort - All Might, who probably couldn't do much but at least he was here on the island.

"Hello!" You gasped when you heard the line pickup.

"So!" Monarch's sass exploded your eardrums, "She finally calls back! After ignoring your poor godfather for days and days! Your only saving grace is that you've also been ignoring Midnight..."

"Monarch, I'm sorry," you said quickly, "But please, I need help!"

He paused, "What's wrong. Did one of those ruffians get on the island?"

"No, it's not that. I... I did something I'm not sure how to undo."

"Oooooh, I see," Monarch sighed, "Look, just grab a morning after pill and use protection next time, for goodness sake. Who was it? Were they cute?"

"What- no! I didn't have sex!" You cried, your voice echoed against the empty bathroom walls, "But I'm worried that my current company is hoping to change that!"

"Calm down and explain, darling!"

"I used my quirk, I think. We're at a karaoke bar and-"

"Are you drunk?" He asked.

"Uh - I dunno! I was singing like you're supposed to at karaoke and now my friends want to jump my bones!"

"That's nothing new."

"Monarch!" You whined, "I'm hiding in a public bathroom, please, I need advice."

"Ew! Yes, right! Okay, what's the state of your company?" He asked.

You got silent for a moment and crept toward the door. When you left your booth, everyone was still in somewhat of a daze. Why was it when people got horny that they seemed to leave their bodies - like they were possessed? You've only seen flickers of that look in someone's eyes a few times; when you were kissing them in the hot springs, or when they finger-banged you at the hospital...

"Darling?" Monarch inquired.

You opened the door just a crack to see if you had been followed. One of your pursuers, Yo, towered over most of the other customers as he scanned the room looking for you. Your heart stopped when his eyes looked up just in time to see you. He smiled, and you quickly locked the door again.

"They're like zombies," you whispered to Monarch on the phone, "Horny zombies. They're all making suggestive faces or look like they're going to eat me! One lady was touching my face all funny and this guy - he's looking for me right now!"

"If you are drunk, you probably let off more pheromones than you realized," he said, "And, since your little transformation, your influence could be a lot stronger..."

Fantastic.

"That's... great. But what the hell do I do?!"

"Well, stop, if you don't want to suck face with anyone?"

"Gee - If only I'd thought of that!" You said.

"You're a mean drunk!" Monarch cried.

No one was going to believe you were in the bathroom for this long. Maybe you could pretend to be puking your guts out? The drinks were certainly sweet and stomach-churning enough for it.